Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread!

[Rowsdower!]

LMAO... just watched The Amazing Bulk trailer. I have to... HAVE TO see that movie.

I can't wait for...

Superbman: The Man of Iron
The Dark Soldier Stands
Green Lamp
Deathpool
Corporal America: The First Defender
Spirit Rider: Ghost of Revenge
The Green Wasp
Kick-Anus 2: Nuts to the Butts
The Incredible Arachnid-Man
Y-Men: Head of the Class

 

[HighFivingMF]

Apparently Almighty Thor is a different producer... So maybe we'll get ANOTHER Thor rip-off! The Fairly Mighty God!

 

[HighFivingMF]

Seriously? There's an Amazing Bulk? bwhahahhaha!!!!

It's not Barney the Purple Dinosaur!

 

[Brian Braddock]

I think you mean the Asylum.

D'oh - I did indeed.

Anyways, I watched that Bulk trailer as well; and my God, is it awful.

So awful it's hilarious.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Is that HALKa thing real as well?

 

[flash13]

The Amazing Bulk is the funniest thing I have ever seen Were can I get the DVD?

 

[Mike_D202]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!



I'm still laughing

 

[GhostPoet]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

The Amazing Bulk...it looks like something made in the early 90's. I love it!

 

[Gunga Diner]

LMAO... just watched The Amazing Bulk trailer. I have to... HAVE TO see that movie.

I can't wait for...

Superbman: The Man of Iron
The Dark Soldier Stands
Green Lamp
Deathpool
Corporal America: The First Defender
Spirit Rider: Ghost of Revenge
The Green Wasp
Kick-Anus 2: Nuts to the Butts
The Incredible Arachnid-Man
Y-Men: Head of the Class

Favorite

 

[Rowsdower!]

Favorite

Haha, thanks.

I wish I was the guy whose job it was to sit around and think up the concepts for these rip-off movies. It must be the most fun thing in the world. Also a challenge too, considering that they have to change them just enough so that they don't get sued.

Although, that "Bulk" movie is pretty blatant. I guess (if Marvel even knows it exists) they probably took one look and thought, "We should sue... but those guys clearly don't have any money anyway. Screw it."

 

[marvelman2006]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!



I'm still laughing

that looks so bad, almost like a community college film project. How can anyone be proud of that. Im sitting there waiting for the sex scene given the quality is on the same level.

 

[GhostPoet]

You know what...I almost wish they'd give these companies a bit more budget to work with because I think these could be some really fun spoofs.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Yeah, I think the reason most of these films seem so bad (budget aside) is they are taking it seriously.

 

[Rowsdower!]

I just hope the superhero/comic book genre remains strong, and they keep going. Just imagine the possibilities...

DC:
Justice Team
Green Crossbolt
The Flicker
Wonderful Woman
Adam Weird
Carnivorousbirdman

Marvel:
Dick Furor: Agent of S.W.O.R.D.
Black Puma
Daredemon
Luke Crate: Hero for Rent
Manor: The Submarine Man
The Fabulous Four

 

[Donnie Darko]

Have yall seen any of the softcore, latenight Cinemax spoofs that have been done, like Cleavagefield and Spider-Babe?

 

[corby]

COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!!

 

[Danalys]

Have yall seen any of the softcore, latenight Cinemax spoofs that have been done, like Cleavagefield and Spider-Babe?

with some IMDBing i see the spider-babe people have also done Batbabe: The Dark Nightie (2009) & The Insatiable IronBabe (2008)

 

[kane9321]

uhm..blood fart lake...I..I

 

[Immortalfire]

Oh lord

 

[Immortalfire]

This is becoming my favorite thread..I may have to visit the local video store to find some to contribute.

Wow I never knew how Seagal's straight-to-DVD career really took off.

Steven Seagal movies are #1 for bad DVD covers

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Wow nearly all of Seagal's movies appear to be rip offs of other movies.

 

[HighFivingMF]

Kick-Anus

Too obvious. Punch-Anus.

 

[Brian Braddock]

Wow nearly all of Seagal's movies appear to be rip offs of other movies.

Hell, nearly all of Seagal's movies are rip offs of movies he's done already.

 

[HighFivingMF]

Seagal has only been in front of a camera once in his life. But he was also in front of a green screen. So they've built about 30 movies and counting around that one performance.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Wow is that true?