Hilariously awful DVD covers, or the Steven Seagal thread!

[Aesop Rocks]

I smell a sitcom

 

[Darkness Falls]

that takers poster just made me fall of my chair laughing

i prey whoever made that was fired lol

 

[That-Guy]

Let me guess what the movie is about.

It's about two lame ass white male actors in search of a career and credibility. These two men are being hunted by a black british actor who is too good for the movie he is in, a rapper who went jail for "collecting" illegal firearms and a hip hop singer who likes to beat up 100 pound women.

LOL

Yeah, Elba must be really desperate. I didn't think he could sink any lower after "Obsessed" but I was wrong.

I also love how they couldn't think of a better title than "Takers." It sounds like a damned alien invasion movie or something. I think even Paul Walker said that the title was stupid. This is the guy who was in a movie called 2 Fast 2 Furious.

 

[kaypain]

I think Takers the poster is more popular than the movie itself.

well I wouldn't suspect the movie to be popular on a forum full of Superhero and Comic geeks. It damn sure is popular in the Urban areas.

 

[kaypain]

Let me guess what the movie is about.

It's about two lame ass white male actors in search of a career and credibility. These two men are being hunted by a black british actor who is too good for the movie he is in, a rapper who went jail for "collecting" illegal firearms and a hip hop singer who likes to beat up 100 pound women.

um no.... you're stereotypical analysis is totally off the mark. If you're going to ridicule a movie before it comes out do it the correct way....

 

[That-Guy]

She was kidding.

Have you actually seen the movie? It was my understanding that it hadn't been released yet. And regardless of the film's quality, you can't deny that is a horrible promo poster. Also, even if the film turns out to be good, the odds ARE stacked against it since the cast is mostly bad actors and rap/pop stars and the director and writers have done very little.

 

[Sam Fisher]

um no.... you're stereotypical analysis is totally off the mark. If you're going to ridicule a movie before it comes out do it the correct way....

 

[kaypain]

She was kidding.

Have you actually seen the movie? It was my understanding that it hadn't been released yet. And regardless of the film's quality, you can't deny that is a horrible promo poster. Also, even if the film turns out to be good, the odds ARE stacked against it since the cast is mostly bad actors and rap/pop stars and the director and writers have done very little.

there's no doubt in my mind the movie will be bad, but it still will make money, all of those ****** actors you speak, excluding Idris have star power. It's just that I find it funny, most people on here hate rappers or anything Urban mainstreamed, so they have their fun bringing it into these forums craping on them

Awwwwwww. Keep your head up it will be ok

you can't deny that is a horrible promo poster.

It's not that damn horrible, it's no different than this

Bull you'll probably call this a great poster giving that it's a decent movie.

 

[BlueLightning]

Hmm. I don't get it, why is TDK and Hulk blu ray covers on this thread? Is it the "Hilariously awful DVD covers"? Or the "DVD covers I personally don't like"? Its going to be like that art threads again.

 

[Sam Fisher]

there's no doubt in my mind the movie will be bad, but it still will make money, all of those ****** actors you speak, excluding Idris have star power. It's just that I find it funny, most people on here hate rappers or anything Urban mainstreamed, so they have their fun bringing it into these forums craping on them


Awwwwwww. Keep your head up it will be ok



It's not that damn horrible, it's no different than this

Bull you'll probably call this a great poster giving that it's a decent movie.

Yeah, as horrible as a red x

 

[Hobgoblin]

 

[Sam Fisher]

Man, I don't mind the movie but that cover's just bad{especally Steve Martin}.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I felt bad for Brendan and Jenna. They look like they just want the photographer to take the damn picture so they can leave.

 

[kaypain]

though I loved Space Jam... I always thought the poster didn't do it justice. Can someone post that pic for me?

 

[Sam Fisher]

though I loved Space Jam... I always thought the poster didn't do it justice. Can someone post that pic for me?

Really? I always kinda liked the poster.

 

[kaypain]

sweet... brings back memories

 

[Mace Dolex]

Looking to the left/right syndrome, just what the hell are they supposed to be looking at?

Conjoined at the head syndrome and what looks like Sean Penn smacking an invisible hoe's @ss.

 

[GhostPoet]

Agreed on the TDK one. It looks like a Batman action figure.


Also, is it too early to add "Takers" to this thread? I know that the movie hasn't even hit theaters yet, let alone DVD, but if they use the same image that they did on the poster, well...

I'm not sure what's worse...the fact that any newb photoshop user could do better....or the fact that no amount of photoshop could give Hayden any sort of emotion in his eyes.

 

[Raiden]

Looking to the left/right syndrome, just what the hell are they supposed to be looking at?

This cover is bad, but I'm looking at Jessica Biel's cleveage.

 

[Mace Dolex]

Now I know Will Smith is a big star now but back in 1996 he wasn't the sole one responsible for ID4's massive success.

what an odd choice considering the subject matter for these I Love The 80's DVD's.

 

[Nivek]

The worse part of this travesty is Paul Walker's head.

And they didn't even put his head on a Caucasian, which makes it look worse with his hands and neck.

 

[Iron_Stark]

Day of the Dead remake, makes me wanna puke also.

Alien vs Hunter

There's a Lord of the Rings knock off that I saw at the video store, but I can't remember the name of it.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Well, it's a movie poster but eh, oh well.

 

[Octoberist]

how is the Prince of Persia poster bad?

It may not be your cup of tea but it's not hilariously awful.

 

[NightBeetle]