Hitler Cat Threads (Merged)

[Erzengel]

First is the term used for male and the latter for female, no? I skipped a class in Sex Ed, I'm afraid.

 

[LEX]

 

[BATFREDDIE]

Okay, who would dress their cat up this way?

 

[LEX]

Okay, who would dress their cat up this way?

******ed nerds who are bored and live in basements, Hitler's great-great-great-great grandchildren or some photographers with Hitler shrines and love cats.

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[Sabretooth]

Not as cool as Satan Cat.

Exactly.

 

[Sabretooth]

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

 

[LEX]

Oh, noes! That is frightening!!!!!!!!!!!@!@!@$!!!!!!$#!@111!!11

 

[Erzengel]

I give you. Hitler Cat.

Mein Kat is not amused.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Mein Kat is not amused.

 

[Sabretooth]

Damn that thing is disgusting.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Damn that thing is disgusting.

I'd hit it.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

******ed nerds who are bored and live in basements, Hitler's great-great-great-great grandchildren or some photographers with Hitler shrines and love cats.

Or what if hitler's great-great-great-great grandchild is a ******ed photographer who lives in his father's basement, has a hitler shrine and like to make love to kittens?

 

[Sabretooth]

I'd hit it.

I'd hit it with a stick.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I'd hit it with a stick.

I'd hit it with my stick.

 

[Sabretooth]

Lord knows how long that one is.

 

[LEX]

I wonder what that thing smells like.

Or what if hitler's great-great-great-great grandchild is a ******ed photographer who lives in his father's basement, has a hitler shrine and like to make love to kittens?

Or that.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I wonder what that thing smells like.

Bacon.

 

[LEX]

Bacon.

Yum.

Can I eat it?

 

[DOG LIPS]

Yum.

Can I eat it?

No, you can only lick it's wrinkled belly.

 

[Darthphere]

Im confused.

 

[IKnowSomeJudo]

Dear lord...
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

^that's....pretty dead-on, actually.

 

[Danalys]

bwhahahahahaha the name slays me.