Hold the Lounge - Part 176

[Clark-Kent]

me reacting to the lounge right now

Reek do not worry, I'm here!

 

[Guts]

Reek do not worry, I'm here!

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

The eldest of three siblings comes up to his mother and asks: "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Leaf?"

"Well, honey," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a leaf landed on your head."

Satisfied, the child goes away.

Later, the middle child tugs at her mother's hand. "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Feather?"

"Well, darling," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a feather floated down and landed on your head."

The little girl smiles and goes on her way.

A few moments later the youngest child runs into the room and says: "WARGLBARGLAAHRGLB?"

The mother says: "Shut up, Refrigerator."

 

[Reek]

Reek do not worry, I'm here!

Yes you are... and talking about taking a crap and farting. You were in the middle of the wildfire.

 

[Clark-Kent]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

A good day of work in the studio. Our BERLANTIVILLE episode should be up soon, next couple of days. Did the skits and the show in one session just have to do post production work.

What's this about not having gas?

 

[Reek]

goddammit.

 

[Clark-Kent]

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:

You can hide but you can't run.

 

[Victarion]

Well, its a good thing there's no one under our balcony tonight...my damn ball keeps landing in the cup of fireball lol

Kryptin! You guys were all right about the nosedive in Arrow's quality after season two. Its a real shame; I liked Ollie and his crew but the writing's gotten atrocious here out.

 

[Clark-Kent]

to the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket:

You can hide but you can't run.

lol

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

lol

You're just enabling him.

 

[Reek]

 

[Clark-Kent]

 

[Guts]

 

[Victarion]

Okie doke

Spoiler

Bet you thought I was talking about President Obama

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

So after the elections in November, the US Government is completely surprised that the American people didn't cast a single vote for the Presidency. Confused on how to proceed, Obama decides we will have a literal race for the White House so he gathers the candidates and says whoever has the fastest lap time around the White House will win.

First up was Bernie, seeing as how he's so old he does the lap in about 14 mins.

Then comes Trump with 11 minutes.

When it's Hillary's turn she darts off like a bat out of hell, running over bushes and doing everything thing she can to beat Trump's time and she clears the lap in just under 10 minutes.

She looks to Obama and says "That's gotta be some kind of record right?"

Obama says, "Not really, Bush did 9:11"

 

[Clark-Kent]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

DJ... Oh... Oh DJ...

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

DJ... Oh... Oh DJ...

C'mon guy! That joke is hilarious!

 

[Clark-Kent]

C'mon guy! That joke is hilarious!

I thought it was pretty good. The joke not 9/11 for the record.

 

[Reek]

9/11 jokes are sooo 2007.

 

[Reek]

where did this clark-kent character coming from... did someone open his cage or is it jokesonm3's alternate account

 

[dude stannis]

I like Clark-Kent. Not being a d***head is basically my pre-requisite for liking or hating people here.

 

[Victarion]

The question is - where's he hiding the cage with jokes?