How Does One Sleep With Someone?

[Aesop Rocks]

Like, you know, sleep with someone?

Look at this picture and out of the four, choose which one you best describes you when you're sleeping with someone.

Side-note: The idea of this thread came about last night while I laid awake in bed last night. Forever alone. :')

 

[Assassin]

 

[Aesop Rocks]

What, you thought this was going to be a "lol how does i sex girl???" thread?

For shame.

 

[Morg]

I sleep on the right, she sleeps on the left

 

[SuperFerret]

She sleeps closest to the door. That way I have time to run while any intruders kill her.

 

[Assassin]

What, you thought this was going to be a "lol how does i sex girl???" thread?

For shame.

no it was more like "wtf is this guy thinking"

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Sorry everyone can have a wicked original awesome user name like Assassin.

But bro, are you just mis-channeling your anger towards this thread at me for the simple fact that you don't have anyone to sleep with?

in b4 i've been dating or married to the same girl for the last [number of years] years.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

The first pic

 

[SuBe]

I go to bed first, I claim my territory. She must ask permission if she wants any more room.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

There is no way you're actually posting.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

The first pic

lol butt on back butt on back butt on back butt on back.

 

[Assassin]

Sorry everyone can have a wicked original awesome user name like Assassin.

But bro, are you just mis-channeling your anger towards this thread at me for the simple fact that you don't have anyone to sleep with?

in b4 i've been dating or married to the same girl for the last [number of years] years.

i wasn't starting a fight and i'm not angry, i'm old school, i remember threads that used to be on here that would make a porn star blush. this thread is such a newb move and i expected a little better from you. a little.

 

[Hurm...]

Spoon.

How to with Michael C. Hall!
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[BillPardy]

Uncomfortably, yet... comfortable at the same time...

 

[BH/HHH]

None of them, When I was with my ex I used to spoon; comfiest way to sleep I think

 

[Aesop Rocks]

i wasn't starting a fight and i'm not angry, i'm old school, i remember threads that used to be on here that would make a porn star blush. this thread is such a newb move and i expected a little better from you. a little.

DAD AM SORRY! PLEASE DON'T BE DISAPPOINT!!

 

[BH/HHH]

Spoon.

How to with Michael C. Hall!
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That video was hilarious, as for the free arm I used to just sleep on my hand.

 

[SuBe]

There is no way you're actually posting.

Who?

 

[Paroxysm]

I start with #2, then after the sex I switch to a more distant #4.

 

[Hurm...]

That video was hilarious, as for the free arm I used to just sleep on my hand.

I prefer the straw technique.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Who?

you!

I start with #2, then after the sex I switch to a more distant #4.

You WOULD be that guy after sex.

 

[Assassin]

DAD AM SORRY! PLEASE DON'T BE DISAPPOINT!!

such an internet cliche nowadays.

i am for sure disappoint

 

[Eggyman]

She has to keep away because I'm so active when I'm asleep. The other night I was dreaming about running and kicked the sh** out of her.

 

[JStorm]

Holding to the example, all four happen over the course of one night. From first laying down to waking up - top right, bottom right, bottom left, top left.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

such an internet cliche nowadays.

i am for sure disappoint