How Long Would You Last In a Hype! Horror Movie?

[fangrl06]

Depends on who the killer is and if they can outrun me. I plan on running through most of this movie

Runners usually die early. Some how the Killer always out paces the runner...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

The runner is also usually a topheavy blonde woman. I'm not

Zig and zag baby, no straight lines. I've seen Jason movies.

 

[fangrl06]

The runner is also usually a topheavy blonde woman. I'm not

Zig and zag baby, no straight lines. I've seen Jason movies.

lmao...

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'll be the guy that hears a noise and just has to check it out. So the first 30 seconds for me.

 

[fangrl06]

I'll be the guy that hears a noise and just has to check it out. So the first 30 seconds for me.

That guy doesn't always die...sometimes he gets kidnapped.

 

[AndThePickles]

I'd last because I wouldn't be like all the other stupid women who just stand there and scream instead of running!

 

[fangrl06]

I'd last because I wouldn't be like all the other stupid women who just stand there and scream instead of running!

this thread is pretty morbid...

 

[Frico]

Dunno. Probably the whole damn thing.

 

[AndThePickles]

I'd also completely run away from the situation. You notice how the film always takes place in one confined area like a campground or a house? Yeah, I would leave there pronto.

 

[fangrl06]

I'd also completely run away from the situation. You notice how the film always takes place in one confined area like a campground or a house? Yeah, I would leave there pronto.

There's not much you can do. They always find you, and some how never die.

 

[Frico]

There's not much you can do. They always find you, and some how never die.

They all have a weakness, my dear. Like Jason with water or electricity.

'Course that probably won't kill some.

 

[DBella]

I'd also completely run away from the situation. You notice how the film always takes place in one confined area like a campground or a house? Yeah, I would leave there pronto.

How will you run away, exactly? Will you drive off in your vehicle when you sense something is not right? I'll be waiting for you in the backseat.

*God, I LOVE this thread! Maybe a bit too much.*

 

[DBella]

There's not much you can do. They always find you, and some how never die.

If they die, there'd be no sequels.

 

[AndThePickles]

How will you run away, exactly? Will you drive off in your vehicle when you sense something is not right? I'll be waiting for you in the backseat.

*God, I LOVE this thread! Maybe a bit too much.*

There's always that moment where you either A) See the killer coming for you or B) See everyone else getting killed. Most characters just stand there and scream for a painfully long time until they die when they could be running! Plenty of time for a getaway.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

It's pretty much this. If your talking to much, your dead, and if you are a jerk, your gone.

 

[DBella]

There's always that moment where you either A) See the killer coming for you or B) See everyone else getting killed. Most characters just stand there and scream for a painfully long time until they die when they could be running! Plenty of time for a getaway.

a) Sometimes when you are terrified, you can't seem to move as fast as you want to and the killer, usually, seem to have the speed of... the Flash even if he/she seems to be moving in slomo. Weird.

b) Those characters who just stand there and scream instead of running for their lives, they deserve to die. Dumba**es.

 

[DBella]

It's pretty much this. If your talking to much, your dead, and if you are a jerk, your gone.

Don't forget that if you have sex, you're dead.
I think there's a subtle message there.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Don't forget that if you have sex, you're dead.
I think there's a subtle message there.

Woops, forgot about that one.

Also, if it appears the killer is dead, NEVER check to see if it is really dead.

 

[DBella]

Woops, forgot about that one.

Also, if it appears the killer is dead, NEVER check to see if it is really dead.

Exactly. If you wanna check if the killer is dead or not, shoot it in the head at least half a dozen times. Make sure you see his/her brain splatter on the ground and then take a very long pole and poke to check. Chances are, he/she will still be alive after all that.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

If you're running away from the killer, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that despite the fact that you are running and the killer is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Another tip for you. If you are traveling with friends, never let any hitch hikers into the van with you. It'll be the worst (if not the last) day of your life.

 

[DBella]

Another tip for you. If you are traveling with friends, never let any hitch hikers into the van with you. It'll be the worst (if not the last) day of your life.

The movie The Hitcher scared the crap out of me. Just like The Duel. I hate driving next to a semi ever since I saw that movie.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

The movie The Hitcher scared the crap out of me. Just like The Duel. I hate driving next to a semi ever since I saw that movie.

I've never seen them. Are they any good?

 

[redmarvel]

You pulled a chainsaw out of your pocket? Are you kidding me? Hahaha! That's a puny chainsaw and no match with mine.

My name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!!

The amazing thing is he was still alive at the end of the movie.

 

[3dman27]

i dont think i'd last through the studio logo