How Many Licks Does It Take?

[The Amazing Lee]

I've never tried a tootsie roll...I don't think.

 

[xwolverine2]

I could do it in 16.

i could break the rubix cube into 27 pieces and reassmeble it with matching colors in 15sec

 

[xwolverine2]

I've never tried a tootsie roll...I don't think.

it taste like crap

 

[enterthemadness]

i could break the rubix cube into 27 pieces and reassmeble it with matching colors in 15sec

I can do that too, but with the use of my mind. No hands. Just the use of my mind. Mind power.

 

[xwolverine2]

I can do that too, but with the use of my mind. No hands. Just the use of my mind. Mind power.

who said i use my hands?


i use my penis...just the use of my penis muscles.Penis power

 

[enterthemadness]

who said i use my hands?


i use my penis...just the use of my penis muscles.Penis power

......now that I've stopped laughing. Well...I can....ah, **** it, you won. Skippy.

 

[xwolverine2]

......now that I've stopped laughing. Well...I can....ah, **** it, you won. Skippy.

YES!

..nothin beats my penis!.....except me!

 

[enterthemadness]

YES!

..nothin beats my penis!.....except me!

*shoot lightning out of hands at xwolverine*

That was for showboating, skippy. And no one likes a damn showboater.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

it taste like crap

Have you ever licked a crap roll?


How many licks till you get to the centre of the crap?

 

[xwolverine2]

Have you ever licked a crap roll?


How many licks till you get to the centre of the crap?

ive tasted bird crap by accident i think

 

[The Amazing Lee]

MMMMMMM.

Sounds fantastic.

 

[xwolverine2]

but birds crap and pee at the same time

 

[Boom]

I suck and suck until it slides down my throat.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Dear god...the imagery is fantastic.



































**PUKE**

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I suck and suck until it slides down my throat.

Oh the innuendo.

 

[xwolverine2]

how does sucking make the tootsie taste any better?....why do people suck?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

how does sucking make the tootsie taste any better?....why do people suck?

Because they were made that way?

 

[Boom]

how does sucking make the tootsie taste any better?....why do people suck?

It gets the job done faster .

 

[xwolverine2]

i just twirl it in my mouth until it loses its outer shell.......then i bite

 

[The Amazing Lee]

British Sweets>American sweets.

 

[xwolverine2]

British Sweets>American sweets.

if britian HAD good sweets

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Cadburys

Nuff said

 

[enterthemadness]

if britian HAD good sweets

Britain doesn't have good sweets? So, why the hell do Brits have bad teeth?

 

[xwolverine2]

Britain doesn't have good sweets? So, why the hell do Brits have bad teeth?

............because they breed

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Britain doesn't have good sweets? So, why the hell do Brits have bad teeth?

That's just a myth. I have perfectly normal teeth.