How the hell do you make a resume'? HELP!!!

[Orko Is King]

I'm trying to apply for jobs, but the majority of them need resumes and I have no idea how to go about making one (I.E.-Format and such) I tried going to sites but they all want me to buy some ****ing program for like $30.

 

[terry78]

Look up chronological resume online. That would be the format you would want considering you have yet to make one.

 

[PhotoJones]

This sounds like a thread Ice-man would make. Except his would be riddled with grammatical errors and typos.

 

[Halcohol]

I'm trying to apply for jobs, but the majority of them need resumes and I have no idea how to go about making one (I.E.-Format and such) I tried going to sites but they all want me to buy some ****ing program for like $30.

Open Microsoft Word. Click New. Go to Resumes, click Resume Wizard. Problem solved.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

having a resume sucks, especially when you have'nt had ajob , damn thing is blank.

 

[CyberFaust]

yup.
and don't forget to make some **** up like speaking japanese and mandarin chinese.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Open Microsoft Word. Click New. Go to Resumes, click Resume Wizard. Problem solved.

wow i did'nt even know that existed.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

yup.
and don't forget to make some **** up like speaking japanese and mandarin chinese.

nah, don't tell him that. thats a huge lie taht if you found yourself in a situation when you had tpspeal to someone in japanese, you're ****ed.

 

[terry78]

nah, don't tell him that. thats a huge lie taht if you found yourself in a situation when you had tpspeal to someone in japanese, you're ****ed.

Didn't Seinfeld teach us anything about lying when it comes to jobs and dating? It always comes back to you.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

nah, don't tell him that. thats a huge lie taht if you found yourself in a situation when you had tpspeal to someone in japanese, you're ****ed.

you just kick him balls and then tell your boss that he was talking about your mom.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'll say this.....don't include a letter that says:
"I recently seen your ad on Craigslist in regards to the ******* position.
I would be an excellent
candidate for this position. My infectious smile and outgoing personality
are just to simple traits which a can bring to your company."

 

[Halcohol]

I'll say this.....don't include a letter that says:
"I recently seen your ad on Craigslist in regards to the ******* position.
I would be an excellent
candidate for this position. My infectious smile and outgoing personality
are just to simple traits which a can bring to your company."

...Ice-man?

 

[Orko Is King]

Open Microsoft Word. Click New. Go to Resumes, click Resume Wizard. Problem solved.

I have a Mac and there there's no New tab.

 

[Halcohol]

I have a Mac and there there's no New tab.

File --> New

 

[CyberFaust]

nah, don't tell him that. thats a huge lie taht if you found yourself in a situation when you had tpspeal to someone in japanese, you're ****ed.

pishah!
mine reads just that.
never had a job, but i do have that on my resume'.t:

 

[Lurk]

Edit: nevermind, you have a Mac

 

[amazingfantasy15]

...Ice-man?

Ice-man doesn't have a real job, he just does odd-jobs for friends.

 

[terry78]

Any job you find on Craigslist is going to end with you either waking up the first day after work with a kidney missing or unconscious in an alley wondering why your butthole is so sore.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

yup.
and don't forget to make some **** up like speaking japanese and mandarin chinese.

Yeah, but that ****s your chances if you are trying to get a job at the Asian Buffet.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Why don't they teach this crap in school?
They'll teach you the name of the judge in the last Salem Witch Trial, but not this?

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

Why don't they teach this crap in school?
They'll teach you the name of the judge in the last Salem Witch Trial, but not this?

in other words education is'nt getting us ready for the workplace.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yeah!
Now you're getting my Gist!

 

[The Spawn]

What job do you want that requires a resume?

It sounds like your first...usually, your "first jobs" have a form you fill out...do you have a B.A in anything?

 

[Orko Is King]

File --> New

The only thing remotely like that is "New Blank Document"

 

[The Spawn]

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