How to score with a bridesmaid.

[SoulManX]

http://www.holytaco.com/how-score-bridesmaid-wedding

 

[batsone]

that was golden

 

[Figs]

That was hilarious and HAHAHA at the second person going down in the comments section after the article.

 

[batsone]

shes just mad she's the *****y brides-maid, i love how she signed it F U lol

 

[Figs]

shes just mad she's the *****y brides-maid, i love how she signed it F U lol

She's not jealous or a prude at all...lulz.

 

[SoulManX]

that was golden

 

[AlteredEgo]

"Once you’re back inside, get away from her, but don’t avoid her. A good measure is to act as if she **** her pants, but has the keys to your car."

 

[SoulManX]

Separate Her From the Flock Just because your target is ****ty doesn’t mean she wants everyone to know it. Separate her from the flock after the booze has begun to flow. It’s easy. Just grab her by the hand and drag her away. If you’re the Best Man, then you’re already ahead of the flock, provided you’ve done an awesome job with your speech and made a good impression on the room (hint: A wedding crowd is the easiest crowd to play in the world. It’s like performing in front of a group of ******ed people and having an array of different colored handkerchiefs at your disposal.) She’ll hesitantly and curiously oblige to go with you. Make sure you have a couple of glasses of champagne with you and take her for a leisurely walk.


t:t:t:

 

[Poetic Chaos]

claaaaaassic hahahaha

That fullback line really is gold.