Hype! Deathmatch 2015: Round 1, Match 5: HaplessHenchman vs. Sawyer

[Kane52630]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH!
In round one, each match will last 2 days. The player with the most votes at the end of 2 days will move on to round 2! The matches for round one are as follows:

Round One
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Match 1: shauner111 vs. Black Narcissus
Match 2: Immortalfire vs. Spider-Aziz
Match 3: Reek vs. \S/JcDc\S/

Match 4: sabetoonth vs. Napoleon
Match 5: HaplessHenchman vs. Sawyer
Match 6: Aesop Rocks vs. JP

Match 7: RLAAMJR. vs. Schlosser85
Match 8: dude love vs. flickchick85
Match 9: XtremelyBaneful vs. Asteroid-Man

Match 10: Fallen Angel vs. SlackBrian
Match 11: AnneFan vs. MrMaooz
Match 12: DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs vs. Naked Shia

Match 13: Parker Wayne vs. Godzilla2000
Match 14: LibidoLoca vs. Urich Leeds
Match 15: ThePhantasm vs. Taarna
Match 16: the last son vs. ernesth100

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[jokesonm3]

Sawyer's got my vote for the glory of the DCEU.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

sawyer, i dunno what you actually think of me, but i don't know the other guy.

 

[ThePhantasm]

vote sawyer

yas queen

 

[Duke]

I vote for the angriest poster on the Hype, Sawyer!!!

 

[ThePhantasm]

its a sexy angry tho

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I know Sawyer was a huge fan of all my threads back in the day so for that reason alone I gave him my vote

 

[Fallen Angel]

Look's like HH will need the votes...so you know.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

HaplessHenchman

 

[HaplessHenchman]

How does one shamelessly pander for votes in this contest?

Let me give it a whirl...

Sawyer's got my vote for the glory of the DCEU.

Don't know what that is supposed to mean. I'm looking forward to the DCEU also.

I vote for the angriest poster on the Hype, Sawyer!!!

I can be angry too...but you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

sawyer, i dunno what you actually think of me, but i don't know the other guy.

I'm pretty nice once you get to know me.

I know Sawyer was a huge fan of all my threads back in the day so for that reason alone I gave him my vote

I'm a fan of everything you've ever posted. (<-That is some first class pandering right there!!!)

Look's like HH will need the votes...so you know.

Thank you for your support.

HaplessHenchman

Yes! Two votes!

Now I will just sit back and wait for sawyer to post a series of funny gifs, thus locking up this match up before it even gets started.

 

[Pink Ranger]

I will vote for Sawyer, because the deeper he goes into these tournaments the more damage he causes, and you can't beat that for entertainment.

 

[Schlosser85]

Sawyer is my homeslice

 

[Fallen Angel]

Sawyer is my homeslice

But sometimes a different pie is well worth it dude.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Sawyer.

He is like a rock in my shoe, but i can't vote against him. He is my Bruce WIllis.

 

[HaplessHenchman]

I will vote for Sawyer, because the deeper he goes into these tournaments the more damage he causes, and you can't beat that for entertainment.

I can.

Sawyer is my homeslice

The nineties called. They want their catchphrase back.

Sawyer.

He is like a rock in my shoe, but i can't vote against him. He is my Bruce WIllis.

Instead of a rock, I can work on being something else in your shoe. Perhaps a toe or a lost shoelace...

 

[The Shape]

I'm a fan of everything you've ever posted. (<-That is some first class pandering right there!!!)

Unfortunately, blatant lies will get you nowhere in these contests.

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

I'm pretty nice once you get to know me.

i'm sure you are pal, but that's the thing. i don't know you. and i don't think you know me either.[YT]z9H5_zDoBrU[/YT]

 

[HaplessHenchman]

Unfortunately, blatant lies will get you nowhere in these contests.

Wait a minute, are you telling me that blatant lies don't work when trolling for votes? I wonder if the Democrats and Republicans know about this?

Honestly, I don't even know how I ended up in this contest. I made one lousy post in the "sign up" thread and the next thing I know, I'm going up against the mighty sawyer.

 

[Sawyer]

Kane's gif for me is far too accurate.

 

[jaymes_e06]

I can't believe it but I am going with Sawyer../

 

[Sawyer]

Sawyer's got my vote for the glory of the DCEU.

sawyer, i dunno what you actually think of me, but i don't know the other guy.

vote sawyer

yas queen

I vote for the angriest poster on the Hype, Sawyer!!!

I know Sawyer was a huge fan of all my threads back in the day so for that reason alone I gave him my vote

I will vote for Sawyer, because the deeper he goes into these tournaments the more damage he causes, and you can't beat that for entertainment.

Sawyer is my homeslice

Sawyer.

He is like a rock in my shoe, but i can't vote against him. He is my Bruce WIllis.

I can't believe it but I am going with Sawyer../

 

[Napoleon]

Sawyer, because he's an absolute LEGEND on the Hype.

 

[HaplessHenchman]

Sawyer, because he's an absolute LEGEND on the Hype.

This is what I'm up against? Lol

 

[XtremelyBaneful]

just call me XB

 

[Schlosser85]

With JJJ'S Ulcer sadly banned, it falls to Sawyer to be my replacement Community homeboy.