Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 1, Match 6: DarthSkywalker vs Fallen Angel

[AnneFan]

Congratulations Fallen.

 

[Reek]

awww look at AF coming out of the woodwork trying to rally votes for his deathmatch...

WE SEE THROUGH YOU

 

[AnneFan]

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, Reek? Like a coma.

 

[Reek]

It would take a victarion coma for you to make it to round 2... even then it would be questionable.

 

[AnneFan]

You better campaign for Victarion with every fibre of your being. Because my sights are set right between your eyes. If we meet in a match, you will burn.

 

[Reek]

Anne Hathaway would vote Reek.

 

[Victarion]

BREAKING: HATHAWAY STALKER THREATENS VIOLENCE AGAINST FORUM EUNUCH

More at 11

 

[AnneFan]

These two oafs couldn't even summon the decency to congratulate Fallen on the victory.

 

[Reek]

I know Fallen... Terrific guy... Fantastic friend. He would take your 'congratulations' and smack you with it until the war is over. He is in great great health.. best health ive ever seen. a Tremendous tremendous competitor. Not a loser.

We are winners. We win. HUGELY

 

[Victarion]

Hey wait a sec you shouldn't even have hands.

 

[Reek]

Hey wait a sec you shouldn't even have hands.

 

[Victarion]

No hands folks.