Hype! Deathmatch 2016: Round 2, Match 8: Schlosser85 vs Sawyer

[Lily Adler]

That's what I thought "Punk Ass Book Jockeys".

 

[Donner]

"Banging that 14 year old isn't going to help anybody, Donald."

Simple, yet effective. Vote for Sawyer.

 

[Immortalfire]

Vote for Slossy or die.

 

[dude stannis]

Schlosser because he puts out.

 

[Schlosser85]

Schlosser because he puts out.

 

[Sawyer]

Can we just keep this tied? I know Kane would appreciate it.

 

[jokesonm3]

Can we just keep this tied? I know Kane would appreciate it.

Would be a darn shame if someone were to break that tie....

Spoiler

Nah, i'm keeping neutral.

 

[Reek]

it all comes down to who wants me more

 

[Sawyer]

it all comes down to who wants me more

I've wanted to eat your slow-roasted carcass since the moment we met.

 

[Reek]

bit kinky, innit?

 

[Sawyer]

Pls don't sexualize my eating habits.

 

[Schlosser85]

it all comes down to who wants me more

I showed you true passion. Sawyer had to watch a nature documentary about African pygmies to get in the mood, what's up with that?

 

[flickchick85]

Can we just keep this tied? I know Kane would appreciate it.

 

[Reek]

I showed you true passion. Sawyer had to watch a nature documentary about African pygmies to get in the mood, what's up with that?

do you have something against African pygmies?

 

[Sawyer]

A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid.

 

[Victarion]

Pump pump pump

pump it up

pump pump pump

pump it up

And let's tie this one.

 

[Schlosser85]

do you have something against African pygmies?

::mumbles nervously, awkwardly changes subject to creating Reek's campaign poster, then pretends to take urgent phone call::

 

[Reek]

...It's true... you created the poster... and Sawyer refused to vote for either jokesonm3 or myself... meaning he considers us equals... and I know how he feels about jokesonm3... so not only am I heartbroken...

I'm just heartbroken.

 

[Kane52630]

Congrats Schlosser85, you're moving on to round 3!

 

[Schlosser85]

Ngl, was not expecting to beat Sawyer.

 

[Immortalfire]

Ngl, was not expecting to beat Sawyer.

I made the voters an offer they couldn't refuse.

 

[Sawyer]

Was the offer that, if they voted for Schlosser, they'd no longer have to interact with you?