Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch: BIZARRO EDITION R2 M10: Sawyer vs The Apatow Crew

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Hype! Welcome to our Community forum and to Round 2 of ...




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The Reimagining/Retelling/Remix.

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What is a Hype Deathmatch? They are bloodsoaked battles between Hypesters that usually result in dead bodies and cheating*… BUT NO CHEATINGor I’ll give JAL your home phone number. They are a Hype tradition that has almost been forgotten, but I remembered… so you all benefit. So let me Michael Bay this franchise out and we’ll have some nice looking sex-plosions and stuffs.

These Deathmatches carry on the tradition started by Toven/Holly > Doug Lips > Erzengel > Shadowboxing. All of them long gone except for the Asian/German mistress.

How are the participants chosen? Through mass kidnappings, first 5 pages of the Members List, well-known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls/Bamfer, etc. Since this takes place in the Community, these are primarily people who post regularly in Community. If you do not see your name, don’t be discouraged. There’s always Hype Deathmatch: Direct to DVD.

Each match in round 2 will last 3 days and will get it’s own thread. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

*multiple votes by the same user on different screen names is cheating.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 52 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3 (ROYAL/SURVIVOR RUMBLE SERIES): 12 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Round 4.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
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Round 2
Match 1: Spider-Fan vs SuperFerret
Match 2: ComicChick vs Star

Match 3: AndThePickles vs Colossal Spoons
Match 4: Tsunulia vs Spider-Man Luvr28
Match 5: Gilpesh vs Prison Mike (Sudden DEATHMATCH!)
Match 6: Drakon vs DOG LIPS
Match 7: C. Lee vs Immortalfire
Match 8: Marx vs TheCorpulent1
Match 9: Magic Walrus vs Lunar_Wolf
Match 10: Sawyer vs The Apatow Crew
Match 11: Johnny Drama vs Sarge 2.0
Match 12: Darthphere vs The Original Bamfer

Unlike the first round, the second round will last 24 hours longer. So, instead of having 2 days to pimp yourself to gain support, you have 3 days. For those who are too cool to pimp themselves, well... you have 3 days to try and win this match by doing absolutely nothing.
 
Take heed before you vote (or not)...

The poster with the LEAST amount of votes moves onto Round 3.

Choose wisely, choose randomly or choose with both eyes closed... hark the herald Bizarro DEATHMATCH Sings!
 
First one to say "chalupa" gets my vote.
 
Nobody wants to know what you choose to insert where the sun refuses to shine.
 
Interesting... oh for the love of Larry David this is tuff
 
i guess i should've read before i voted
 
Take heed before you vote (or not)...

The poster with the LEAST amount of votes moves onto Round 3.

Choose wisely, choose randomly or choose with both eyes closed... hark the herald Bizarro DEATHMATCH Sings!

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I want The Apatow Crew to win, So I voted for Sawyer...????
 
Ugh....could have mentioned that in the first post.
 
I like how nobody understands what "Bizarro" means:o

I got it knows, it got it.
 
If we took everything in a title litterally than one of these posters would actually die after losing.
 
chase is the only one who gets it. The world will soon burn in flames from mass breakouts of STDs. Run while you can.
 
Way to go!

Now I have to figure out how to get my money back from those loan sharks....
 
Way to **** up my round, Knowsbleed.
 
Alright. Marx. Change my vote because Knowsbleed had to mess this round up.
 
Or. Restart this round and in the first post give the warning. :o
 
Sawyer likes LOST, I cannot watch a fellow Lostie be murdered.
 

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