Hype! Deathmatch: Finale: Kane52630 VS The Original Bamfer

[JP]

WELCOME TO THE HYPE! DEATHMATCH FINALE!
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It's been a long road coming, but it is finally here. The epic final match-up in this years Hype! Deathmatch. After 30 matches, 4 rounds, and 32 participants, we have narrowed it down to the two fiercest competitors: Kane52630 and The Original Bamfer.

Bamfer is no stranger to the Deathmatch. Last year he made it all the way to the finale against ComicChick. But CC proved last year that busty always beats brawny (and by "always" I mean just LAST year, as this year she wasn't busty enough!). Bamfer is fighting to win the title that slipped through his fingers last year. Can he finally do it?

Not if Kane has a say in it. Kane made it to the semi-finals last year but lost his shot at the finale. But this year changed that, as Kane proved that being a quality poster who is both helpful and insightful will win you votes. Kane easily won all of his matches this year. Will that streak continue?

ROUND ONE
MATCH 1: JustABill VS SpideyVille
MATCH 2: E-Man VS Wolfwood
MATCH 3: bored VS WillardNation
MATCH 4: bullets VS The Original Bamfer
MATCH 5: Duke VS Kane52630
MATCH 6: enterthemadness VS Thebumwhowalks
MATCH 7: Indrid Cold VS Aesop Rocks
MATCH 8: TDK Joker VS ComicChick
MATCH 9: THE MR. TERRIFIC VS JewishHobbit
MATCH 10: Lord VS Manic
MATCH 11: Gotham Knight VS SymbioticToxin
MATCH 12: Anubis VS AndThePickles
MATCH 13: Lunar Wolf VS Hound55
MATCH 14: Specter313 VS SuperFerret
MATCH 15: twylight VS The Squirrel
MATCH 16: WalkingDeadMike VS Poopdeckpenispa

ROUND TWO
MATCH 1: ComicChick VS enterthemadness
MATCH 2: JustABill VS Aesop Rocks
MATCH 3: E-Man VS Anubis
MATCH 4: WillardNation VS Manic
MATCH 5: The Original Bamfer VS WalkingDeadMike
MATCH 6: Kane52630 VS twylight VS SymbioticToxin
MATCH 7: THE MR. TERRIFIC VS Lunar_Wolf
MATCH 8: SuperFerret VS Hound55

ROUND THREE
MATCH 1: Manic VS The Original Bamfer
MATCH 2: E-Man VS ComicChick VS Lunar_Wolf
MATCH 3: Kane52630 VS SuperFerret
MATCH 4: JustABill VS THE MR. TERRIFIC

SEMI-FINALS
MATCH 1: The Original Bamfer VS Lunar_Wolf
MATCH 2: Kane52630 VS JustABill

 

[JP]

It's ON!

3 days to vote.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Oh my sweet Fergalicious God in the Heavens what the sexy hell is that banner?

 

[WillardNation]

I'm gonna wait until somebody is ahead by one vote late in the match and then vote for the other person to tie it.

 

[JP]

Bamf said stubble and no pit stains. So, I gave him stubble and no pits!

 

[ComicChick]

did Kane hire Willard as a personal trainer?

also, thank you for the shout out in the intro JP

i'll be back next year, bustier (and blonder) than ever!

 

[E-Man]

Easily Kane. He's part of the Hype Class Deep Space 09, and we combined our powers to give Six Flags it's first treatment of the E-Kane Hyphen Giffers club.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Kane52630

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

[YT]ktgujXzj8-0[/YT]
This is how I see Kane in my head.

 

[The Squirrel]

Ok you chumps. Who wants my vote the most?

 

[Victarion]

My wittle Bamfer wants your vote. I am making milk and cookies for all of his friends that vote for him!

 

[JP]

I have diabeetus.

 

[Prison Mike]

Bamfer

 

[Kane52630]

 

[craigdbfan]

Is Bamf the Avatar or sumething?

 

[JP]

I secretly want Kane to win, because he truly deserves it. But, Bamf is my bro, and has been my bro for a really really long time. So I have to vote Bamf.

Is Bamf the Avatar or sumething?

He is whatever floating head you want him to be.

 

[ComicChick]

Uatu it is!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Kane!

 

[Kane52630]

I will march to the valley of Mordor and defeat the wretched Bamfer.

Thank you all for your votes.

 

[Kane52630]

Ok you chumps. Who wants my vote the most?

Vote for the guy who you actually met in real life.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I am CHARLES XAVIER - WoooWooWo! That's the sound of me manipulating you telepathically!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Kane, it's evident you've been campaigning. The war is on!

 

[enterthemadness]

Kane--You are funny, make cool gifs, and say funny and mean things about me. But I laugh.

Bamf--You are my arch-nemesis.

So Kane gets my voooooooote!!!!

 

[Lily Adler]

Kane, it's evident you've been campaigning. The war is on!

Well a vote for him does mean sanity in the Bat boards.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Well a vote for him does mean sanity in the Bat boards.

Oh? I have the red hand of power; I can make a real difference in the Batboards!