Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch III: Civil War -Match 4/Lightning Round- DOG LIPS vs Not Jake

[LEX]

Well, Whedon can't beat the Satan Cat. Yay, Red.

 

[Eric Draven]

I like this guy's enthusiasm. Draven for spokesperson!!!!!

I'm already deputy leader

 

[Kipobe]

Dude, you wear bras?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Like I would listen to you

But youll listen to dmcnx?

 

[Eric Draven]

Dude, you wear bras?

But youll listen to dmcnx?

Uh.....................................no





Responding to two posts at once =

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[Holly Goodhead]

That's a blatent lie.

 

[Eric Draven]

Who lies?

 

[jaguarr]

Dita von Teese says "Vote Not Jake or get it with the crop (or not, whichever is the most punishment for you)."

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

bOiNg!!

 

[jaguarr]

I'll see your Human Faced Satan Cat and raise you a Dita von Teese with pasties in a giant martini glass getting ready to vote for Not Jake:

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[jaguarr]

Go Not Jake!

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

but Dita's got Marilyn Manson stink on her.

 

[LEX]

Yikes. These pics are very...umm...subtle.

 

[Da Docta]

Yikes. These pics are very...umm...subtle.

Your post count is subtle.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Dog Lips all the way baby.

 

[jaguarr]

Vote Not Jake!

http://dita.****aliciousboi.com/pinupweb_1754_655139.jpg

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Vote for DL and boobies!


Mmmmm...boooobies.

 

[LEX]

Your post count is subtle.

As subtle as a flying brick.

 

[Lackey]

whoever doesn't vote for the sodomy king gets it up the bum

 

[jaguarr]

Dita loves Not Jake, so vote for him!

http://dita.****aliciousboi.com/pinupweb_1754_2036290.jpg

jag

 

[Lackey]

Yeah. And without sodomy jokes so many humorous observations would be impossible. For instance, wouldn't it be ironic to see a midget humping a whale? A blue whale, too, not one of those cop-out killer whales. They're tools. I mean, who wouldn't laugh at that? If I saw a midget whale-humping I would go for the camcorder and mark a spot on the calendar for my visit to America's Funniest Home Videos.

C'mon, DOG LIPS just can't compete with genius like that.