Deathmatch Hype Deathmatch III: Civil War -Match 5/Lightning Round- Darren Daring vs passerby

[C. Lee]

Napoleon says....."VOTE FOR PASSERBY"

 

[Calvin]

i think these teams are evenly matched.

holly did a good job spreading out the losers in between both teams, though i think the blue team has a slight disadvantage.

Well, one of their "losers" utterly blew out our's, so I wouldn't say that much.

Napoleon says....."VOTE FOR PASSERBY"

His shirt has red letters. Besides, Pedro is on our team.

 

[jaguarr]

Not against Brodie. I stayed loyal last round even though I'm not a squeekness fan, but it's not like Gammy is anyone I care for, so it doesn't really show anything.

You're just saying that because you are the Red Team's leader. You fool no one with your faux Brodie-love.

jag

 

[Calvin]

You're just saying that because you are the Red Team's leader. You fool no one with your faux Brodie-love.

jag

I love Brodie like a red-headed step-child.

 

[jaguarr]

I love Brodie like a red-headed step-child.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIES!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

P - is for his puny, hairless body
A - is ADD and acne scars
S - is for the s***ty posts he offers
S - is for the s***ty posts he posts
E - is for the eagle eggs he stepped on
R - is for the Rogaine that he takes
B - is for his bumbling, banal banter
Y - 's the spelling mistakes that he makes

 

[Truthteller]

Well, one of their "losers" utterly blew out our's, so I wouldn't say that much.

Awww naw Calvin. Come on now. There ARE no losers in Holly's Hype Deathmatch o'rama civil disobediance war pig pickin' barbeque thing'a'm'bob.

Everyones a winner, 'cause Holly makes sure of it!

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Awww naw Calvin. Come on now. There ARE no losers in Holly's Hype Deathmatch o'rama civil disobediance war pig pickin' barbeque thing'a'm'bob.

Everyones a winner, 'cause Holly makes sure of it!

Actually I'm the only winner, youre all just my puppets.

 

[C. Lee]

P - is for his puny, hairless body
A - is ADD and acne scars
S - is for the s***ty posts he offers
S - is for the s***ty posts he posts
E - is for the eagle eggs he stepped on
R - is for the Rogaine that he takes
B - is for his bumbling, banal banter
Y - 's the spelling mistakes that he makes

But he doesn't have fat fingers like Hairless Harry/Bareless Barry/Careless Carrey or whatever his name is this week.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

But he doesn't have fat fingers like Hairless Harry/Bareless Barry/Careless Carrey or whatever his name is this week.

whoah-whoah-whoah, hold up.
Brodie has sausage-finger?

That, doesn't sit well with me.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

He has fat fingres.

 

[jaguarr]

whoah-whoah-whoah, hold up.
Brodie has sausage-finger?

That, doesn't sit well with me.

I thought that was common knowledge?

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh, Jesus.

 

[Da Docta]

Whoever votes for passerby is autistic.

 

[Lackey]

I didn't even realize passerby was on our team until now

Spoiler

 

[Da Docta]

He's very quiet.

 

[passerby]

Oh come on people. I know we have our differences, but in the end you know you love me

Oh and im giving free pie to whoever votes for me

 

[jaguarr]

I didn't even realize passerby was on our team until now

Spoiler

He may be kinda slow, but at least he doesn't have sausage fingers.

jag

 

[Master Chief]

passerby never did my math homework, booo.

 

[Da Docta]

Oh come on people. I know we have our differences, but in the end you know you love me

Oh and im giving free pie to whoever votes for me

Apple Pie?

 

[Lackey]

He may be kinda slow, but at least he doesn't have sausage fingers.

jag

that's true... brodie's sausage fingers can really hurt

 

[passerby]

passerby never did my math homework, booo.

You sneezed in it!!

Bastard.

 

[passerby]

Apple Pie?

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Da Docta]

Whatever floats your boat.

I don't like Apple Pie.

 

[passerby]

I don't like Apple Pie.

Knew you were going to say that. Whatever you want you get.