Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 1: Spider-Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer

[Aesop Rocks]

Like me and ya girl? ooohhhhh

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Ugh, this is embarrassing.

 

[Erzengel]

This is why I don't want to be part of this. There isn't anyone involved that I shouldn't beat handily. Then I'd lose to some agreeable lounger.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Hi everybody, enjoying your new temporary lounge?

Why the hell would a country block gifsoups?

Massive porn block.
GifSoup contains some gifs that kinda fit, so it got hit by the block hammer.

Because censorship. Some countries don't like their citizens to be roaming the internet unchecked.

I hate porn, so no complaint from me.
There are other providers to depend on.

Aziz tho

Hi Aesop.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

This is why I don't want to be part of this. There isn't anyone involved that I shouldn't beat handily. Then I'd lose to some agreeable lounger.

Literally everyone would vote for you.

 

[The Shape]

I hate porn, so no complaint from me.

How can anyone vote for someone who hates porn?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You didn't post in the Deathmatches thread. He did. Numerous times. I would call that actively seeking out under the guise of not wanting to be a part of it.

I said no, I said no.
I hate myself.

 

[Kane52630]

How can anyone vote for someone who hates porn?

And someone who hates himself?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

How can anyone vote for someone who hates porn?

Why should loving porn be a requirement for voting?

 

[Kane52630]

Why should loving porn be a requirement for voting?

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[The Shape]

Why should loving porn be a requirement for voting?

It's a requirement for everything.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I said no, I said no.
I hate myself.

Then change your vote to me.

Aziz if you hate death matches so much, why have you posted like 40 times in this thread?

 

[Fallen Angel]

because he's in it now. If you're in you play to win.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Who asked you, traitor?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

It's a requirement for everything.

Even to play games?

Then change your vote to me.

Only if you change yours to me

Aziz if you hate death matches so much, why have you posted like 40 times in this thread?

I don't hate them, I wanted it to be "year in and year out"

 

[E-Man]

How can anyone vote for someone who hates porn?

I did it because hilarity might ensue. Plus I've already began converting Aziz into a porn loving, R&B singer. He doesn't know it yet, but someday he's going to be the Hype's Middle Eastern version of Sisqo from Dru Hill.

 

[Andrew Lucas]

Aziz? Yep, Aziz.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

So any more 2014 newbies who hate dirty movies and love Amazing Spider-Man 2? Aziz is waiting for your vote.

 

[Sawyer]

Aziz hates porn but consistently talks about A Serbian Film and Human Centipede?

Excuse me while I

Vote for JJJ.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Aziz hates porn but consistently talks about A Serbian Film and Human Centipede?

Excuse me while I

Vote for JJJ.

I said I'd mention disgusting tales if I was to be placed here.
And more if someone nominating me votes against me.

Just because I hate a kind of movie, doesn't mean I wasn't fooled into watching something fugly, or liked it for a while before hating it now.


Don't take Sawyer's suggestion, he doesn't like his friends.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

I voted Spider! JJ's cool and all but the surgeon general has warnings against Second hand smoke from those cigars! those things are murder!
and besides i hate porn too!... what! why is everyone moving away from me like lightning is about to strike!!?!
hehe

 

[enterthemadness]

I voted against JJJ, cause like Spider-man, I am not friend's with JJJ from the movies.


Oh, and you were not gonna vote for me, so we are even, bro.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I voted against JJJ, cause like Spider-man, I am not friend's with JJJ from the movies.


Oh, and you were not gonna vote for me, so we are even, bro.

Huh? I never said that. I mean, I definitely won't now, but…..

You seem to think I hate you, etm. And I haven't hated you since, like 2011.

 

[enterthemadness]

Huh? I never said that. I mean, I definitely won't now, but…..

You seem to think I hate you, etm. And I haven't hated you since, like 2011.

Ah geez, my horrible memory on here got me in another pickle.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

If Aziz wins, I'll be bummed not to participate in another match, but I won't be that torn up. I got the votes that I care about. It seems most people who vote for Aziz are doing so because they (a) hate porn, (b) love Amazing Spider-Man 2, or (c ) think it'd be funny if he went all the way.