Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 1: Spider-Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer

[DarkSovereignty]

This is your second Fall, Fallen Angel. You're so deceitful you got kicked out of TWO paradises.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I voted Spider! JJ's cool and all but the surgeon general has warnings against Second hand smoke from those cigars! those things are murder!
and besides i hate porn too!... what! why is everyone moving away from me like lightning is about to strike!!?!
hehe

Thanks man
Triple time.

If Aziz wins, I'll be bummed not to participate in another match, but I won't be that torn up. I got the votes that I care about. It seems most people who vote for Aziz are doing so because they (a) hate porn, (b) love Amazing Spider-Man 2, or (c ) think it'd be funny if he went all the way.

Add Parker Wayne to your voters.
Another guy who nominates me then stabs my back.

Wait, Aziz loves the latest Spider-man movie? what have I done with my vote. lol.

Don't feel so bad about it, I don't love Amazing Spider-Man 2, I like the action scenes in it.
And I saw a few episodes of Adventure Time.

I see Aziz's army of amazing spider man loving youth groupers have struck

You love the first Amazing Spider-Man, but you didn't side with me you traitor

Being anti porn is lame.

Porn is lame.

Lame should be on Aziz's business card in big silvery holographic letters that disappear when you tilt the card.

Names start with a capital mr. LameSovereignty.

I owe Aziz $5.

Thanks?

 

[Ultron-5]

Where's the real DS when you need him. Maybe he can talk some sense into that DS impersonator.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Since you guys are basically lounging here, who did not make a list? Deadline is coming near.
6th annual animated TV shows Tournament

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Add Parker Wayne to your voters.
Another guy who nominates me then stabs my back.

Wait….. how is nominating someone the same as promising to vote for them? That's just crazy.

Don't feel so bad about it, I don't love Amazing Spider-Man 2, I like the action scenes in it.
And I saw a few episodes of Adventure Time.

America, this is who you're voting for.


3 votes, Aziz. Watch your rear-view. I'm the underdog now so I get the sympathy/make-it-interesting votes.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Since you guys are basically lounging here, who did not make a list? Deadline is coming near.
6th annual animated TV shows Tournament

And now you're spamming our Death-Match thread with stuff about other tournaments.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Wait….. how is nominating someone the same as promising to vote for them? That's just crazy.

Nominations for humiliation isn't fun.
You push someone to the position, you back them up. Follow that rule and people admire you, right?

America, this is who you're voting for.

Me?

3 votes, Aziz. Watch your rear-view. I'm the underdog now so I get the sympathy/make-it-interesting votes.

I don't want to feel bad about it, or else it will get erased like that other vs. thread.

And now you're spamming our Death-Match thread with stuff about other tournaments.

Wha..?
I did explain why, this is an almost lounge.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

I liked Ultron 4 way better.

Hahahah!

 

[Ultron-5]

Wait….. how is nominating someone the same as promising to vote for them? That's just crazy.



America, this is who you're voting for.


3 votes, Aziz. Watch your rear-view. I'm the underdog now so I get the sympathy/make-it-interesting votes.

Why would anyone have sympathy for a scary clown?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Nominations for humiliation isn't fun.

Why is everything so serious and absolute with you? Why can't someone nominate a list of names without investing emotion in it either way? Parker wasn't nominating you because he worships you or wants to humiliate you. And how is voting for me the same as him trying to humiliate you? I don't think BLACKVULCAN or hopefuldreamer is trying to humiliate me, just because they voted for you. It's a lark, stop being so……. I don't know. Just…… Lighten up, Francis. You're going to win this, so why are you even angry?

Wha..?
I did explain why, this is an almost lounge.

Okay……….

 

[Piper Maru]

I choose JJJ's Ulcer.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Why would anyone have sympathy for a scary clown?

But, but triple J is a nice fella.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Why would anyone have sympathy for a scary clown?

"Scary... clown"…… ? …… I……. what are you-……. ? What…….?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Why is everything so serious and absolute with you? Why can't someone nominate a list of names without investing emotion in it either way? Parker wasn't nominating you because he worships you or wants to humiliate you. And how is voting for me the same as him trying to humiliate you? I don't think BLACKVULCAN or hopefuldreamer is trying to humiliate me, just because they voted for you. It's a lark, stop being so……. I don't know. Just…… Lighten up, Francis. You're going to win this, so why are you even angry?

Ok, I'm calming down.
Don't know if I will win, lose, or if this match will end with a tie.

 

[Human Torch]

Porn is lame.

And disgusting.

 

[Ultron-5]

"Scary... clown"…… ? …… I……. what are you-……. ? What…….?

I'm Gothams reckoning.

 

[Kane52630]

Wha..?
I did explain why, this is an almost lounge.

No son, this is a Deathmatch. Respect it as so.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

1 vote. Thanks, Pipes and Schloss.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

No son, this is a Deathmatch. Respect it as so.

Then this is Mortal Kombat.
Play the theme.

 

[Feenix]

And disgusting.

I watch porn. No biggie.

 

[Sawyer]

But won't someone think of the children and the sanctity of traditional marriage?!?!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I watch porn. No biggie.

You just know Human Torch has a big pile of smut hidden in his closet. And not the pedrestrian stuff like Playboy. No, he has titles like '*CENSORED*', '*CENSORED* IV: Return of the Huge *CENSORED*' and 'Big Booty *CENSORED* Biscuits'.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I have biscuits as well Triple J. The creamy ones you know.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I have biscuits as well Triple J. The creamy ones you know.

Most traitors get paid 30 pieces of silver, but I guess you preferred sampling Aziz's creamy biscuits.

 

[Feenix]

You just know Human Torch has a big pile of smut hidden in his closet. And not the pedrestrian stuff like Playboy. No, he has titles like '*CENSORED*', '*CENSORED* IV: Return of the Huge *CENSORED*' and 'Big Booty *CENSORED* Biscuits'.

I like this game.

Fantastic Foursome
The Amazing Spider-Man's *CENSORED*
Erections for Elektra
Batman Begins and Ends on a Coeds Face!