Hype! Deathmatch: Round 1, Match 1: Spider-Aziz vs JJJ's Ulcer

[E-Man]

What y'all didn't know about Aziz is that he only hates on commercial porn since he's Bahrain's biggest amateur star. I'm telling y'all the guy is like Sisqo.

 

[Ultron-5]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the *CENSORED* Skull
The Empire Strikes *CENSORED*
Good *CENSORED* with Jabba the Hutt
Jar Jar Binks and his *CENSORED* land of *CENSORED*
Indiana Jones and the Temple of *CENSORED*

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I like this game.

Fantastic Foursome
The Amazing Spider-Man's *CENSORED*
Erections for Elektra
Batman Begins and Ends on a Coeds Face!

The Hung Knight

Am I doing this right?

 

[Ultron-5]

Captain America: The *CENSORED* Soldier
Boss Nass doesn't care about the Naboo, he *CENSORED* them!
Red Skull presents: You are *CENSORED*!!!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Whatcha guys talking about?
I'll watch Indiana Jones movies, cause some folks demand it.

 

[Ultron-5]

Whatcha guys talking about?
I'll watch Indiana Jones movies, cause some folks demand it.

You've never seen an Indiana Jones movie!?!?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You've never seen an Indiana Jones movie!?!?

Seen them when I was young, never saw them again.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

If anyone still needed a reason to go against Aziz, well there you have it.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Be patient my friends, I will mention what I like about all three of the movies.
Might watch the fourth one if needed.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

You're not helping your case with that last bit

 

[Ultron-5]

Aziz, have you ever seen Amadeus?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You can try and not make things too hard.

Didn't see Amadeus. What's the best thing about it?

 

[DarkSovereignty]

It's not in my nature.
And Amadeus was pretty sweet, granted it's been years since I saw it.

 

[Ultron-5]

You can try and not make things too hard.

Didn't see Amadeus. What's the best thing about it?

Amadeus is an amazing movie. The writing is great, the acting is great, the directing is great, and the music is wonderful. You should watch it.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Aziz doesn't like music, last I checked. He's dead inside.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Amadeus is an amazing movie. The writing is great, the acting is great, the directing is great, and the music is wonderful. You should watch it.

Ok, I'll watch it as soon as I'm done with Indiana Jones.

 

[Human Torch]

You just know Human Torch has a big pile of smut hidden in his closet. And not the pedrestrian stuff like Playboy. No, he has titles like '*CENSORED*', '*CENSORED* IV: Return of the Huge *CENSORED*' and 'Big Booty *CENSORED* Biscuits'.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

How is this tied? I mean, I get that most of Aziz's votes are rooted in sarcasm, but...

 

[Ultron-5]

Human Torch, did you watch *CENSORED* 3D yet? What about Journey to the *CENSORED* of the Earth?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

How is this tied? I mean, I get that most of Aziz's votes are rooted in sarcasm, but...

Aziz has a lot of 'New Hype' friends. They're into things like Andrew Garfield's hair, and discussing the evils of porn. A third of the votes in Aziz's column are from posters I've never even seen here before. So I'm guessing at least a couple were recruited from the TASM 2 forum.

But I shouldn't make excuses. This is embarrassing. I have to work on my community outreach skills or something.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Aziz has a lot of 'New Hype' friends. They're into things like Andrew Garfield's hair, and discussing the evils of porn. A third of the votes in Aziz's column are from posters I've never even seen here before. So I'm guessing they were recruited from the TASM 2 forum.

Ugh, should they even count, then?

 

[Ultron-5]

Even though I voted for Aziz, I don't like those ASM movies. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was awful!

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Even though I voted for Aziz, I don't like those ASM movies. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was awful!

Not everything is about you, poster I don't know.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

These are definitely TASM 2 forum transplants.

http://forums.superherohype.com/member.php?u=146327

http://forums.superherohype.com/member.php?u=143557

http://forums.superherohype.com/member.php?u=141035

http://forums.superherohype.com/member.php?u=139769

If that's what Aziz needs to do in order to win, whatever.

 

[Ultron-5]

Well JJJ, Aziz is in the lead. Looks like those ASM2 lovers keep coming and coming.