Hype! Deathmatch: The Return!

[JP]

We haven't done a Hype! Deathmatch in a very long time, and I have fond(ish) memories of competing in them (and losing). I think it's high time we bring it back, and I shall volunteer as host!

But, JP, how does it work? Good question!

In this thread we'll take volunteers/nominations. I'll keep this going for the next few days, until we have 32 candidates. After that, the matches will begin. Each match will consist of 2 users and you, the people, will vote (in a poll!) on either contestant.

Round 1: 32 users
Round 2: 16 users
Round 3: 8 users
Round 4: 4 users
Round 5: 2 users

ONE WINNER!


Contenders so far...

1. The Immortal!
2. Spider-Fan
3. The Squirrel
4. Kane52630
5. Aesop Rocks
6. SuperFerret
7. Bruce Banner
8. THE MR. TERRIFIC
9. Hound55
10. BizarroAids
11. ComicChick
12. Matt
13. Marx
14. chaseter
15. Logan's Lady
16. The Original Bamfer
17. knowsbleed
18. KALEL114
19. Drakon
20. NotAHenchWench
21. Asteroid-Man
22. Alex The Great
23. JewishHobbit
24. E-Man
25. Manic
26. AndThePickles
27. Colossal Spoons
28. JustABill
29. redmarvel

 

[enterthemadness]

OH ME OMG ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SING ME UPS.
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[The Squirrel]

I nominate Spider-Fan. And I volunteer myself.

 

[Kane52630]

Sign me up bro

 

[Aesop Rocks]

**** YEAR HYPE SURVIOR!!!!!!

JOINING DAT ****!!!!!

 

[SuperFerret]

*sigh*

I'm going to regret this, but I invoke my rematch clause.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Sign me up

Since I haven't done survivor yet I should take my chance at something else.

 

[JP]

It's less work than Survivor because all it requires is ****ing yourself out for votes.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I nominate Spider-Fan. And I volunteer myself.

Is the hype ready for me to be competing again? After my last Survivor?

I'll do it.

 

[SuperFerret]

Is the hype ready for me to be competing again? After my last Survivor?

I'll do it.

 

[Spider-Fan]

UperErret? HOW HAVE YOU BEEN MAN! It's been a long time!

 

[SuperFerret]

I may bear the scars from our last encounter, but I now know your measure. I shall not fall again.

 

[Spider-Fan]

How am I measured? In miles or kilometers?

 

[SuperFerret]

Inches. Two and a half to be exact.

OH SNAP!

 

[Spider-Fan]

Better than centimeters, I guess.

 

[SuperFerret]

I was going to say millimeters, but I prefer to show some respect for my opponent before I stab them in the kidney.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Could you maybe make it the spleen? I am less worried about my spleen.

 

[SuperFerret]

No dice.

 

[Spider-Fan]

At least I have a spare kidney

 

[The Squirrel]

Oh I might have already taken that one. The one in the fridge right?

 

[Spider-Fan]

It's okay. I took one of yours, so we're even

 

[The Squirrel]

It's okay. I took one of yours, so we're even

What? No. I only took yours because I didn't have one.


I don't feel so good.

 

[Spider-Fan]

It's perfectly normal, dont worry

Oh, you are an organ donor, right?

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I want in!!!

 

[Hound55]

So who am I busting up first, JP?