Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 2 Match 8: Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I mean, what the hell is that? He/She/It reminds me of those dolls my cousin used to have--the ones who's eyes always pop open when you sit them up. I hate that ****.

That one reminds me of Dew for some reason.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

That one reminds me of Dew for some reason.

I told her what you said. Repent now...while there's still time.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Dude, that is brilliant.
Pitting all the campaigners against eachother is the only way to really sift through and get an outcome with the same weight as a victory used to have. When all involved parties are appealing to Superman/Spider-Man/X-Men/F4 forums, it becomes more about the quality of the poster than which forums he likes to visit.

Plus, I'd sleep happily losing to Brodie or Kipobe as they would actually deserve to win.

The campaigners must be differentiated from the mass PMers...who deserve their own deathmatch

 

[Kyalesyin]

The campaigners must be differentiated from the mass PMers...who deserve their own deathmatch

So, wait, where would I come in, since I got someone else to mass PM for me?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

So, wait, where would I come in, since I got someone else to mass PM for me?

Exactly...thank you! I too would like the answer to that question.

I think you guys are splitting hairs here and overcomplicating what should be a very simple process.

 

[jaguarr]

I agree, LS, it's a very simple process. Everyone else is disqualified for campaigning except for me because I actually haven't done any at all in any of my matches. So...I win! Whoooo! I'd like to thank the Academy...


jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

So, wait, where would I come in, since I got someone else to mass PM for me?

You're a campaigner by my rules

Exactly...thank you! I too would like the answer to that question.

I think you guys are splitting hairs here and overcomplicating what should be a very simple process.

You know what, chocolate face? How about I split your hairs?

I agree, LS, it's a very simple process. Everyone else is disqualified for campaigning except for me because I actually haven't done any at all in any of my matches. So...I win! Whoooo! I'd like to thank the Academy...


jag

Psh, you only won because all of Cconn's supporters have been banned

 

[jaguarr]

Psh, you only won because all of Cconn's supporters have been banned

I've been wondering how the three of them have been getting on since they were exiled.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha. Quite nicely actually. They've set up camp a few boards down the street.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I thought jag pulled in a squad of unknowns from the knot tying forums to beat Erz.

 

[jaguarr]

I thought jag pulled in a squad of unknowns from the knot tying forums to beat Erz.

Dude...that was like...two deathmatch tournaments ago. Let it go. Let the healing begin.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I thought jag pulled in a squad of unknowns from the knot tying forums to beat Erz.

Hahahahaha

Hey! they have just as much clout here as you do, sir

 

[jaguarr]

Maybe I'm the reason Erz hates people from other forums voting so much?

jag

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

You know what, chocolate face? How about I split your hairs?

Such violence. I don't subscribe to black-on-black crime ('sides, I'm more of a caramel, lightskinedededed face anyway. They would've let me in the House).

Psh, you only won because all of Cconn's supporters have been banned

Basically.

I agree, LS, it's a very simple process. Everyone else is disqualified for campaigning except for me because I actually haven't done any at all in any of my matches.

Well of course you didn't campaign fool. You were too busy hitting people with garbage cans you VIOLENT ASS!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Things jag is ultimately responsible for:

1. The Bush admin
2. El nino
3. Erz's undying hatred for unknown voters

Good job buttsandwich!

 

[Kyalesyin]

This thread is very entertaining

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Such violence. I don't subscribe to black-on-black crime ('sides, I'm more of a caramel, lightskinedededed face anyway. They would've let me in the House).

I'm lighter than you, so I'd get to fetch his newspaper. I win

 

[jaguarr]

Hey...whoa, whoa, whoa.....the Bush Admin is NOT on me. I tried to STOP that sh1t. *hits Colossal Spoons with a trash can*

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

Any trashcan action coming my way? Its kinda funny, jag wasn't even in this match and he manages to hijack the thread.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey...whoa, whoa, whoa.....the Bush Admin is NOT on me. I tried to STOP that sh1t. *hits Colossal Spoons with a trash can*

jag

Now, are these regular trash cans or WWE tinfoil ones?

Kerry FTL

 

[Mee]

The knot tying forums were never the same after jag came!

 

[jaguarr]

jag

 

[DOG LIPS]

Any trashcan action coming my way?

Are you black?

 

[Kyalesyin]

Are you black?

I just cleaned my oven....

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Any trashcan action coming my way? Its kinda funny, jag wasn't even in this match and he manages to hijack the thread.

This is the drunken congregation in the parking lot after the management pulled the plug on the show.