Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 2 Match 8: Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt

[Kyalesyin]

This is the drunken congregation in the parking lot after the management pulled the plug on the show.

Best place to meet people

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I'm lighter than you, so I'd get to fetch his newspaper. I win

You may be a shade lighter, but I'm prettier. Therefore you get to lay down on your stomach so he can warm his feet on yer ass. I, on the other hand, get to be a playmate for his son.

So I win.

I just cleaned my oven....

I guess you can be down then...but you're stretching it.

 

[jaguarr]

Look....ONE of you better go get my paper and then help my son finish building his tree fort or there will be hell to pay!



jag

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Hey...whoa, whoa, whoa.....the Bush Admin is NOT on me. I tried to STOP that sh1t. *hits Colossal Spoons with a trash can*

jag

No, that wasn't your fault.

We all know Halle Berry is responsible for that.

 

[jaguarr]

Between CINO, Gothika and the Bush Administration, Halle Berry hasn't had a very good millenium.

jag

 

[Fran]

So I'm too lazy to read the last few pages, but is the argument over the post count/join date validity still going on, or is it over?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Look....ONE of you better go get my paper and then help my son finish building his tree fort or there will be hell to pay!



jag

Look here Wegro: You gave up your rights to have us fetch you anything once you married Helen's ass.

So you are down with the swirl. Get yer own damn papuh son!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Look....ONE of you better go get my paper and then help my son finish building his tree fort or there will be hell to pay!



jag

Well LS is the pretty one AND I heard your son was light in the loafers. I think I'll get the paper

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Between CINO, Gothika and the Bush Administration, Halle Berry hasn't had a very good millenium.

jag

Yeah, but there was that scene from Monster's Ball.

 

[Mee]

So I'm too lazy to read the last few pages, but is the argument over the post count/join date validity still going on, or is it over?

It's over. Result is a tie, they both move on.

 

[Erzengel]

Things jag is ultimately responsible for:

1. The Bush admin
2. El nino
3. Erz's undying hatred for unknown voters

Good job buttsandwich!

Specifically TheComicBookKid.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Never heard of 'em.

 

[BRUTAL]

... I'm still laughing about "chocolate face"...

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Well LS is the pretty one AND I heard your son was light in the loafers. I think I'll get the paper

I ain't that pretty!!!!!

 

[jaguarr]

Look here Wegro: You gave up your rights to have us fetch you anything once you married Helen's ass.

So you are down with the swirl. Get yer own damn papuh son!

I'm workin' on it!

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I ain't that pretty!!!!!

I've seen your hair

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah, but there was that scene from Monster's Ball.

That's like...the pinnacle of her career, too.

Specifically TheComicBookKid.

Look, I can't apologize enough for that. I'll shoot him myself if it will make you feel any better. Now if someone could just point him out to me. I'd hate to shoot Spider-Man309483029823098 by mistake.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

I ain't that pretty!!!!!

You signature LIES!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That's like...the pinnacle of her career, too.

jag

Ugh, and it involved that smelly old man Thornton : Why couldn't Heath Ledger have been the one to bang her?

 

[jaguarr]

You signature LIES!

Your signature is insensitive to people in wheel chairs, you heartless bastard!

jag

 

[Erzengel]

That's like...the pinnacle of her career, too.



Look, I can't apologize enough for that. I'll shoot him myself if it will make you feel any better. Now if someone could just point him out to me. I'd hate to shoot Spider-Man309483029823098 by mistake.

jag

Hey, I'm quite okay with "acceptable" losses. One less person with an unoriginal name..

 

[jaguarr]

Ugh, and it involved that smelly old man Thornton : Why couldn't Heath Ledger have been the one to bang her?

That's the kind of stank that never washes off, too. Ever.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

Your signature is insensitive to people in wheel chairs, you heartless bastard!

jag

[Taiwarriorz]Wheelchairs are for women and gheys! [/Taiwarrioz]

 

[jaguarr]

Hahaha! Where the hell is that guy, anyway? He went on spring break and never returned. Maybe his travel mates killed him.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

I was wondering about Tai as well... wouldn't be surprised if he started running his mouth in the wrong place and someone just upped and shot him...