Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 3 Match 6: Matt vs. Jaguarr

[Erzengel]

Welcome to Hype Deathmatch 3! I am carrying on the legacy left by Toven. I also like to wish her luck on her way to Miami with her newly shaven head.

To you newcomers, what are the Deathmatches? Well, they are a list of all the popular posters, mostly from the Hype Community Thread. Most of the players are picked from the first 5 pages of the Members List, well known posters/posters with high post counts/mods/trolls etc. Don't be discouraged, there's always Hype Deathmatch 4.To sum up, this is a popularity contest.

Each match will get its own thread and last 2 days. Whichever poster has the highest votes gets to move on to the next Round.

Multiple votes by the same user on different names is not allowed.

Game Outline:
Round 1: 60 players/ 24 matches => 24 winners move onto Round 2.
Round 2: 24 players/ 12 matches => 12 winners move onto Round 3.
Round 3: 12 players/ 6 matches => 6 winners move onto Round 4.
Round 4: 6 players/ 3 matches => 3 winners move onto Final 3-Way Match.
Final 3-Way Match: 3 players/ 1 match => 1 winner
Sounds confusing but it isn't, if I can figure it out..anyone can.
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*Reminder: Each match will get it's own thread, so be patient.
There will only be 2 matches going on at once.

1. Lightning Strykez vs. Hunter Rider vs. Immortalfire
2. Red Marvel vs. Kyalesyin
3. Kaleb vs. Lord Valumart vs. JLBats vs. Hades
4. Sofa vs. AndthePickles
5.Mee vs. Darthphere vs. Ronny Shade
6. Won ’08 vs. X-Chick
7. Farmerfran vs. COMICBOY vs. StorminNorman
8. Zer00 vs. DBella
9. jaguarr vs. The Amazing Lee
10. Wilhelm-Scream vs. TheManofBat
11. Cconn vs. Kritish
12. Matt vs. CellDog (Memphis Slim)
13. Ghostrider87 vs. Taiwarriorz21 vs. Kainedamo
14. Blind Fury vs. GoldenAgeHero
15. Tangled Web vs. J Alba’s Lover
16. Heypapajynx vs. Tzarinna vs. SapphirePrima
17. Shadowboxing vs. Mr. Sparkle vs. Superman79
18. Duende Verde vs. Darren Daring
19. Brutal vs. Flexo vs. Abaddon
20. Cmill216 vs. Colossal Spoons vs. Terry78
21. Canadian Rider vs. Calvin
22. Kipobe vs. Venom Drool
23. Mr. Credible vs. Master Chief
24. Elijya vs. Dog Lips vs. Morg vs. C. Lee vs. Danger Mouse

Round 2
1. AndthePickles vs. X-Chick
2. JLBats vs. Abaddon
3. Mee vs. Farmerfran
4. Lighting Strykes vs. Dog Lips
5. Darthphere vs. Master Chief
6. DBella vs. Calvin
7. Kyalesyin vs. Tzarinna
8. Wilhelm-Scream vs. Matt
9. CConn vs. Jaguarr
10. Darren Daring vs. Kipobe
11. CMill216 vs. Superman79
12. Blind_Fury vs. Kainedamo vs. J Alba’s Lover

Round 3
1. AndthePickles vs. DBella
2. Abaddon vs. Mee vs. Kipobe
3. Lighting Strykez vz. Kyalesyin
4. Darthphere vs. Darren Daring vs. Kainedamo
5. Wilhelm Scream vs. Superman79
6. Matt vs. Jaguarr

vs.

 

[Darthphere]

Damn...

 

[Showtime]

Ma Double

 

[jaguarr]

I'd just like to say that I like and respect Matt quite a bit, even though he's a child molester.

jag

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I've got major love for Jag (voted for him in all his prior matches) but I respect Matt's mind on political situations involving SR, X3, etc.

[BLACKOUT]Besides, Jag tried to link me to the-movie-we-shan't-speak-of, AND he has a fetish for hitting people in the face with garbage cans. I....I just can't subscribe to such blatant violence. [/BLACKOUT]

 

[jaguarr]

*hits LS in the face with a garbage can*

jag

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

*stabs Jag in the ass with a poison-tipped Afro-Pik*

 

[Darthphere]

Jag sent me Pterodactyl porn, really. I'm leaning his way in this vote.

 

[jaguarr]

*stabs Jag in the ass with a poison-tipped Afro-Pik*

You know I like it rough. :heart:

jag

 

[DarthRekal]

jag cause idk ... i got a thing for cats

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

You know I like it rough. :heart:

jag

Yeah, I know all about your fetish for...fists and such.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag sent me Pterodactyl porn, really. I'm leaning his way in this vote.

It wasn't sexy, but I'll be damned if I didn't feel compelled to share the train-wreck watchability of it with people.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

A hard, laser-sharp, explosive vote for jag

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah, I know all about your fetish for...fists and such.

I already told you that your hands are too big, so quit asking.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

Jag all the way. There is no competition.

 

[Darthphere]

On the other hand, Matt voted for me in the KD vs Brodie thread, while Jag didn't, plus he didn't speak nicely of me either.

 

[Erzengel]

Tough love Darthphere. You were slipping.

 

[jaguarr]

On the other hand, Matt voted for me in the KD vs Brodie thread, while Jag didn't, plus he didn't speak nicely of me either.

You yourself said that Brodie should have won that match, my friend. I told you that if Brodie weren't involved, you'd have had my vote. I also said that if KD beat you that you'd be out of the Teen Titans. That would have been the case for any TT member being beaten by him. You know this.

jag

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I already told you that your hands are too big, so quit asking.

jag

I will come back with a witty response later.

After I think of one that's suitable for PG-13 readers.

 

[Darthphere]

Tough love Darthphere. You were slipping.

True, but now I hold the power.

 

[Darthphere]

You yourself said that Brodie should have won that match, my friend. I told you that if Brodie weren't involved, you'd have had my vote. I also said that if KD beat you that you'd be out of the Teen Titans. That would have been the case for any TT member being beaten by him. You know this.

jag

Actually, you threatened to kick me out of the League.

 

[jaguarr]

Actually, you threatened to kick me out of the League.

It was a tough love thing. Look how motivated you got after that. And you won, so no more tears, little one.

jag

 

[Darthphere]

I hate all of you.

 

[jaguarr]

I hate all of you.

That's right. Let it out so the healing can begin. You're amongst friends.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

I hate all of you.