Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 4 Match 3: Darthphere vs. Jaguarr

[Darthphere]

Dunno about that. I can count at least five folks that slung a vote my way that never come into Community. I haven't campaigned at all save for one post in the Fitness thread, so I know they didn't find out about the deathmatches from me. Thanks for bringing some votes in for me.

jag

It comes with the business, sometimes, people are going to catch feelings. It was great as usual combating you in a contest of popularity.

 

[jaguarr]

It comes with the business, sometimes, people are going to catch feelings. It was great as usual combating you in a contest of popularity.

You fought well, young knight. I pledged not for support during this campaign as I wanted you feel as though you were doing well. Methinks yon Lady Bella will giveth myself and Sir Lightning Strykezeth a sound thrashing in the final round.

jag

 

[Darthphere]

You fought well, young knight. I pledged not for support during this campaign as I wanted you feel as though you were doing well. Methinks yon Lady Bella will giveth myself and Sir Lightning Strykezeth a sound thrashing in the final round.

jag

My comic book black army is at your disposal.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

F*** the Comics Forum. Comics Suck. Comics died in 1989 when most of you moved up to big boy pants.

 

[Darthphere]

F*** the Comics Forum. Comics Suck. Comics died in 1989 when most of you moved up to big boy pants.

Wilhelm, I ask one thing of you, please, go on a Stan Lee rant.


It looks like Mee and I will move on to rebuilding the Titans.

 

[jaguarr]

Wilhelm, I ask one thing of you, please, go on a Stan Lee rant.


It looks like Mee and I will move on to rebuilding the Titans.

You guys still need at LEAST one more member. We should make you take franny since both you and Mee failed to make it to the final round. It would be a good character builder. Grow hair on your chest and all that.

jag

 

[Iceman]

Jag's bigger.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag's bigger.

Yeah, baby!

jag

 

[Darthphere]

You guys still need at LEAST one more member. We should make you take franny since both you and Mee failed to make it to the final round. It would be a good character builder. Grow hair on your chest and all that.

jag

I think not.

 

[Fran]

Is it because I didn't vote for you?

 

[Darthphere]

Is it because I didn't vote for you?

No, it's because you pretty much suck ass all around. Sorry.

 

[DBella]

Methinks yon Lady Bella will giveth myself and Sir Lightning Strykezeth a sound thrashing in the final round.

jag

Are you on LSD? It'll be like DBella vs. Goliaths. I don't have an army of Marvel fans or the backup of comicbook fans. But anyway, whoever wins between you and LS will get a thrashing from me. AFTER the match.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Are you on LSD? It'll be like DBella vs. Goliaths. I don't have an army of Marvel fans or the backup of comicbook fans. But anyway, whoever wins between you and LS will get a thrashing from me. AFTER the match.

Yeah but with so many virginal dorks here you could get on a stage and fart into a microphone and get a seismic ovation just for ovarian reasons.

 

[DBella]

Yeah but with so many virginal dorks here you could get on a stage and fart into a microphone and get a seismic ovation just for ovarian reasons.

But I won't resort to that. And I'd rather not win than to win just because I have a vagina and a pair of boobies.

However, I must say that is one brilliant plan, Wil. I would love to do that; record my farting and belching... but not for the deathmatch. Just for fun and to gross people out.

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah but with so many virginal dorks here you could get on a stage and fart into a microphone and get a seismic ovation just for ovarian reasons.

Truth.

jag

 

[DBella]

Truth.

jag

If that is the truth, I'd have won all these Deathmatches, darn it!

 

[Fran]

It's down to voting Bella or jag in the final, for me at least.

 

[jaguarr]

If that is the truth, I'd have won all these Deathmatches, darn it!

You haven't gotten on a stage and farted into a microphone in any of the matches, though. If you could teach your vagina to yodel, though....you could rule the world. It's true.


jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If that is the truth, I'd have won all these Deathmatches, darn it!

Yeah, I wasn't saying you'd necessarily gender-take it all...just that it's a counter to your lack of Comic Army.

 

[redmarvel]

Only because Phere posted it in the Darthphere and Leaguer thread. I don't like it here. It's dirty.

Ahh, but Leaguer, some of us like it dirty

 

[Erzengel]

Jag wins. Final Round and match will start probably tonight or tomorrow. I'm busy at work folks.

 

[Fran]

Will the final deathmatch poll be a longer one, or just run through Friday afternoon/night?

 

[DBella]

You haven't gotten on a stage and farted into a microphone in any of the matches, though. If you could teach your vagina to yodel, though....you could rule the world. It's true.


jag

That's true that I haven't done that. I would do that, but not as a way to get votes. Anyway, I did try to teach Miss Kitty to yodel but she's one stubborn kitty. She won't listen to me. I guess she's not as ambitious as I am about taking over the world. *lesigh*

 

[redmarvel]

You wouldn't have to offer cyber-sex... just a recipe for "slippery fingers" will skew your vote

 

[CyberFaust]

I should start ****ing myself and offer a session of cybersex for each vote. Yeah... that should work.

But do I want to win that bad...??

ha! got to it before you edited
if you want me to edit let me know

but seriously, it would work, i'm not kiddin' i mean, now i would vote for jag i guess, but if you offer that i'll vote for you