Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 3 Match 6: Matt vs. Jaguarr

[yenaled]

jagjagjag

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

That's not true you ingrate!

jag

Yes it is, you schmuck!

But that's okay. My heart will go on.

 

[DBella]

Yes it is, you schmuck!

But that's okay. My heart will go on.

Thanks, LS. Now you've got Celine Dion's song stuck in my head.

 

[jaguarr]

Yes it is, you schmuck!

But that's okay. My heart will go on.

*sprays Celine Dion repellent in thread*

I'm pretty sure I voted for you in one of those early matches once.

jag

 

[DBella]

You need to spray some of that repellent on me. I feel... infected. Ewww!

 

[jaguarr]

*sprays Bella with some Celine Dion repellent* ....no...wait! Dammit! That was the Michael Bolton scent bait can! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Wash it off, Bella! Wash it offffffff!!!!!!



jag

 

[DBella]

Holy crap! What have you done to me, jag! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Sings:
When love puts you through the fire
When love puts you through the test
Nothing cures a broken heart
Like time, love and tenderness

Dammit, jag. Kill me. Kill me now!!!

*drags heavy feet to the hot tub*

 

[redmarvel]

meowrowrow

 

[jaguarr]

Sorry. At least I didn't pick up the Pauly Shore scent bait by accident or you would have spent the next three days going around saying "I'm the weeeaaaaasellllll, buuuudddaayyyyyy!". I'm pretty sure someone would have stabbed you as a result.

jag

 

[DBella]

I'd have stabbed myself not being able to wait for someone to do me the favor.

 

[JStorm]

Judge Advocate General.

 

[AndThePickles]

Jaggy-waggy.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag sent me Pterodactyl porn, really. I'm leaning his way in this vote.

jag cause idk ... i got a thing for cats

A hard, laser-sharp, explosive vote for jag

Jag all the way. There is no competition.

jag
because he too has political opinions and he is wise and cunning
and he really helps in the fitness thread

Jag.

Jag, because I remember this one time when he came home and he poured hot grease all over my ass, my back and my genitals and then I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off. He was very hurtful to me.

i vote jag ftw

Jag. Even though he didn't vote for me.
Not Matt coz his impersonation of me freaked me out.

JAG is the King

****ag!

jag


jag

jagjagjag

meowrowrow

Judge Advocate General.

Jaggy-waggy.

:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

jag

 

[Da Docta]

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha, I remember the dino-porn. Hahaha

 

[AndThePickles]

That was the most bizarre craziness ever.

 

[DV8]

JAG . . . the other white meat

 

[Movies205]

It's like you set out to construct a supremely untrue statement there.

If anyone is your run-of-the-mill "good poster" it's Matt. He's perfectly smart, funny, cool and well-informed...like a million other great people

But Matt doesn't have the iconic animal totem thing...he doesn't have the creepy-hot Sex Dungeon know how thing....he lacks the brawn, he lacks the chops....I swear people just enjoy being "different" in these "No Contest" ones, lol.

Meh, Jag is unique, and there isn't another Jag out there... However... If there wasn't a Jag, there be some other poster to fill the gap... How do I know this? Because Jag replace the "unique" poster before him, and when Jag is gone, someone will replace him... Just like someone will replace Toven, etc... And every other memorable poster Sorry I enjoy talking about movies on a movie site

I'm sorry Wilhelm that I don't really care about trendy fads on the hype...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hmmm, I hardly see how jag-love would be a crazy new "trendy" thing all the kids are trying out since he joined in 2003.

Nor especially, do I see how jag's uniqueness makes him "replaceable"...while Matt's lack of uniqueness makes him "irreplaceable", lol. Bizarro- weird

 

[hippy fascist]

Jag





-whc

 

[Ebil Gig]

Jag.

 

[Movies205]

Hmmm, I hardly see how jag-love would be a crazy new "trendy" thing all the kids are trying out since he joined in 2003.

Nor especially, do I see how jag's uniqueness makes him "replaceable"...while Matt's lack of uniqueness makes him "irreplaceable", lol. Bizarro- weird

Site's been around since 2000... Plus I didn't start recongizing JAg around community till at least 2004... I mean it's just the way these things work... I mean who the hell talks about S.I.G. anymore? ANd who the hell says Matt lacks uniqueness? For someone who apparently didn't care about last round is really... going out of his way to put him down? I mean what part of I like intelligent conversation more than glib posts, do you not get? You like it the opposite way, that's cool...

 

[Cherry Darling]

jagoff

 

[jaguarr]

Meh, Jag is unique, and there isn't another Jag out there... However... If there wasn't a Jag, there be some other poster to fill the gap... How do I know this? Because Jag replace the "unique" poster before him, and when Jag is gone, someone will replace him... Just like someone will replace Toven, etc... And every other memorable poster Sorry I enjoy talking about movies on a movie site

I'm sorry Wilhelm that I don't really care about trendy fads on the hype...

You make it sound as if I never talk about any movies while I am on this site, which is quite untrue. I'm sorry, Moofiestwo-oh-five, but I'm going to have to ask you to take your whole "generic angsty, pseudo-intellectual teenager" schtick out of this thread.

jag

 

[Movies205]

You make it sound as if I never talk about any movies while I am on this site, which is quite untrue. I'm sorry, Moofiestwo-oh-five, but I'm going to have to ask you to take your whole "angsty, pseudo-intellectual teenager" schtick out of this thread.

jag

I'm sorry Jag... Half the time all I see from you is "Stop getting feelings"... Half the time I see Matt post something, I can usually glean something from. I'm sorry your not getting the unanimous vote, but you can't win em all, champ. It's not like I'm saying your not capable, you simply don't, at least from what I see, which is why I voted Matt.