Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 3 Match 6: Matt vs. Jaguarr

[ges681]

jag has inspired me to sign my name after every post

ges

 

[CyberFaust]

jag helped me lose 300 pounds and get my drivers licence!

 

[jaguarr]

jag has inspired me to sign my name after every post

ges

(You'll be mocked mercilessly for it.)

jag helped me lose 300 pounds and get my drivers licence!

Now all that's left is to get rid of your lisp and you'll be a new man.

jag

 

[Cherry Darling]

jag gives free pap tests! :conebutt:

 

[jaguarr]

jag gives free pap tests! :conebutt:

I even provide the slides.

jag

 

[Cherry Darling]

wait a minute, you have 42 he has 17. **** you!

 

[jaguarr]

wait a minute, you have 42 he has 17. **** you!

I still care about your cervical health, Mary Grace, even if you don't.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Really. Your cervix is not a toy, Holly.

 

[BatMatt]

Matt, because that's my name as well he's 24 fan and more importantly, an Office fan

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

All solid reasons.

 

[Erzengel]

jag, cause he's an angry *********or just like me.

 

[jaguarr]

jag, cause he's an angry *********or just like me.

jag

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

jag

Jag,

Please be informed that I'm suing you for damages to my face. You made me feel unpretty yesterday.

Also, don't bother asking for the garbage can back; it's hard evidence now.

 

[jaguarr]

Jag,

Please be informed that I'm suing you for damages to my face. You made me feel unpretty yesterday.

Also, don't bother asking for the garbage can back; it's hard evidence now.

I have photos proving that your face was a horrid mess before the garbage can incident and now looks quite a bit better as a result. In effect, you owe me for services rendered as a plastic surgeon and you will wither under the weight of my countersuit. See you in court, uglay!

jag

 

[Cherry Darling]

Really. Your cervix is not a toy, Holly.

******, come rub my tumor

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I have photos proving that your face was a horrid mess before the garbage can incident and now looks quite a bit better as a result. In effect, you owe me for services rendered as a plastic surgeon and you will wither under the weight of my countersuit. See you in court, uglay!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol

I'm voting for Matt 'cause Matt is ttaM backwards and the leader of the elves in Elfquest was named "Tam Leaf Cutter" and "Leaf Cutter" reminds me of "Leaf Blower" and leaf blowers make clean up a snap!

 

[The Squirrel]

GO MATT!

WOOO!

 

[jaguarr]

I also care about Matt's cervical health, by the way.

jag

 

[CyberFaust]

******, come rub my tumor

i spilled joice on that one t:

 

[BRUTAL]

No use crying over spilled joice...

 

[jaguarr]

I'd always heard that Joyce was more of a gusher than a spiller.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

I'd always heard that Joyce was more of a gusher than a spiller.

jag

... and yet more a spinner than a gusher...

 

[Darthphere]

This is all probably going to head into a rematch of the Community Poster of the Year 2006. Jag would win outright this time.

 

[jaguarr]

... and yet more a spinner than a gusher...

If she's both a spinner and a gusher would that qualify her as some sort of moving water fountain? *basksinthemist*

jag