Deathmatch Hype Deathmatches 3: Round 5 & Final Match: DBella vs. Lightning Strykez vs. Jaguaar

[Lightning Strykez!]

Ha, I'm sure most of LS's voters were just unaware that Bella's a girl. lol

Well, let's see:

A good-sized percentage of my voters are (1) female or (2) gay. So I'm not so sure they would've been influenced by her gender.

 

[DBella]

Well, let's see:

A good-sized percentage of my voters are (1) female or (2) gay. So I'm not so sure they would've been influenced by her gender.

Hey, don't talk about me like I'm not here!

Wil's assumption is that I ONLY get votes BECAUSE I'm a girl.
Boobs rock!

Heh...that's symbolic in so many ways. Innuendo is great fun. LOL

I don't know why... but that post made me think of the song Mr. Jones and Me.

Nah. Just step over it.

Done.

 

[Themanofbat]

Boobs rock!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Wil's assumption is that I ONLY get votes BECAUSE I'm a girl.

Well, by his reasoning (and considering the backgrounds of some who voted in my behalf), I "ONLY" got votes because I've got a dick.

Lame thinking...

 

[BRUTAL]

Well, by his reasoning (and considering the backgrounds of some who voted in my behalf), I "ONLY" got votes because I've got a dick.

Lame thinking...

... Lightning Rod...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wow, I totally forgot all about this thing. Congrats LS

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Wil's assumption is that I ONLY get votes BECAUSE I'm a girl.

Actually no. Not that you only get votes for being a girl, but that there are a mutlitude of lonely virgins on the Hype who WOULD only vote for someone because "OMG! It's a GIRL! "

I'm reminded of all the people who would go on and on about how "insightful" and "amazing" and "hilarious" and "awesome" and "brilliant" Aunt Petunia was who no longer say so about Franklin Richards.

 

[DarthRekal]

Actually no. Not that you only get votes for being a girl, but that there are a mutlitude of lonely virgins on the Hype who WOULD only vote for someone because "OMG! It's a GIRL! ".

hey what did i do to you

 

[Lackey]

Actually no. Not that you only get votes for being a girl, but that there are a mutlitude of lonely virgins on the Hype who WOULD only vote for someone because "OMG! It's a GIRL! "

I'm reminded of all the people who would go on and on about how "insightful" and "amazing" and "hilarious" and "awesome" and "brilliant" Aunt Petunia was who no longer say so about Franklin Richards.

that man has a point

 

[DBella]

Well, by his reasoning (and considering the backgrounds of some who voted in my behalf), I "ONLY" got votes because I've got a dick.

Lame thinking...

Oh no, no. You, my dear, only get votes because you're a mod with banning powers! Behold thy Sheriff's badge!!! t:

Actually no. Not that you only get votes for being a girl, but that there are a mutlitude of lonely virgins on the Hype who WOULD only vote for someone because "OMG! It's a GIRL! "

I'm reminded of all the people who would go on and on about how "insightful" and "amazing" and "hilarious" and "awesome" and "brilliant" Aunt Petunia was who no longer say so about Franklin Richards.

I think I missed the days when Aunt Petunia was a girl... pre-fraud exposure. I wish I had gotten to know her so that I can laugh at myself for being gullible.

Hey, I never claim to be a girl (nor have I ever claimed to be a guy for that matter). People just assume that I am. I'll just leave it at that.

that man has a point

I agree. And now I feel dirty so 'scuse me while I take Clorox shower.

 

[enterthemadness]

why a I not surprised a mod is winning? (No offense, Lightning)