Hype: In The Old West

[Tsunulia]

I'm still mad that they took my cookies

 

[Mee]

Where am I in this little fantasy?

Not even a saloon girl I'm insulted..

I was so hoping to be the sweet, preachers daughter who falls for the rapscallion while the Sheriff tries to woo her.

Who says you won't be in it? It's not over. Plenty more people will get in.

I'm still mad that they took my cookies

Wilhelm is a bad, bad man.

 

[Badger]

Good stuff, very funny! Looking foward to the next chapter!

 

[Tsunulia]

*bangs on the table* We want more! We want more! We want more!

 

[Mee]

Patience. I was busy today, should get a new chapter up tomorrow.

 

[Socrates]

Good stuff. I like this part:

Wilhelm: I am in no hurry. Let's assume for the moment I care, who are these new faces with you?

Drakon: My interns. This is Ronny, he used to be a secretary, but it turns out he's lazy and inept. He fits right in.

Jag: And I'm Jag. jag

Wilhelm: Heh, well at least there are no numbers in your name Jag-Jag.

Jag: No it's just Jag. jag

Wilhelm: I've lost interest.

t:

 

[Tsunulia]

Patience. I was busy today, should get a new chapter up tomorrow.

More more?

 

[Mee]

CHAPT 4...


Later in the city jail...


Flexo: You guys suck.

Maxwell: Psh, I lasted longer than you did.

Flexo: Yeah, well, obviously it considered me more of a threat than you.

Master Chief: By that logic, I would be the biggest threat, awesome.

Flexo: No, I'm pretty sure you suck.

DOG LIPS: Quiet down in there maggots!!


Flexo: Yeah, he's talking to you two.



Meanwhile at the camp of the Upside-Down-Tiger gang...


Erzengel: Hey boss somebody in a dress is comin'.

Wilhelm: Why is Deathlok in my gang again?

Erzengel: No, it looks like a real lady. Mee-ow.

Wilhelm: Ah it's my favorite snitch, good evening...Twylight.

Twylight: I know what happened to your men.

Wilhelm: Well, let's not keep secrets.

Twylight: Some freak in a mask jumped them, then turned em in. They're in jail now.

Wilhelm: Someone has decided to take a stand eh? Bloody do-gooders.

Twylight: What're you gonna do? Are you gonna kill him?

Erzengel: Can I tell her?

Wilhelm:*shrugs*

Erzengel: Oh yes, there will be blood.

Wilhelm: Ok, that's out of the way, anyone for another round of "Is Master Chief A Queer?"



Outside the jail...



Drakon: Listen up interns, we may take some heat for this Bat character, we may have to fight.


Ronny: Can't we just arm wrestle or something?

Jag: You'd lose that too. jag

Ronny: Yes, but that's not quite as painful as being shot.

Jag: Touche`. jag

Drakon: So anyway, it's time for some target practice. Elijya, give em the target.


Elijya: See that bird over there?


Ronny: That's a mockingbird right?

Ronny: You want us to shoot a mockingbird?

Elijya: To kill a mockingbird.

PETA: Who comes up with this crap?!

Jag: Sounds easy enough. jag


Ronny fired: *blam* The bullet hit Jag in the arm.

Jag: Gah! Son of a-- jag

Ronny: Did I do that?

Drakon: This could take a while...



TO BE CONT...

 

[Tsunulia]

Flexo: You guys suck.



Wilhelm: Ok, that's out of the way, anyone for another round of "Is Master Chief A Queer?"



Drakon: This could take a while...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Flexo]

Drakon: This could take a while...

Que the SHH quartet version of 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, followed by I'm Henry the 8th, I Am.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Whaaaaat? i demand to be in this!

 

[Ronny Shade]

Ronny: Did I do that?

[/Silkk the Shocker]

 

[Mee]

No hablo.

 

[Ebil Gig]

Erzengel: Hey boss somebody in a dress is comin'.

Wilhelm: Why is Deathlok in my gang again?

Erzengel: No, it looks like a real lady. Mee-ow.

Genius

 

[Mee]

Busy busy busy, no new chapter today.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Why is there no new stuff in here? Have everyone forgot already?

 

[Master Chief]

...You asked why there's no new stuff when the explanation was given above your post four minutes earlier?

..lol.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

...You asked why there's no new stuff when the explanation was given above your post four minutes earlier?

..lol.

I didn't pay attention like always.

 

[bored]

If I write Mee into "Spammers in Space", will that get me a part in this?

 

[Batman]

Well, it'll definatley get you a collector's mug.

Great stuff, by the way, Mee.

 

[Iceman]

Busy busy busy, no new chapter today.

Lazy b'st'd

 

[Mee]

If I write Mee into "Spammers in Space", will that get me a part in this?

I've been planning from the start to put you in somewhere, it just hasn't happened yet. Though I wouldn't mind a trip to space.

Lazy b'st'd

Englishman!

 

[Mee]

Due to budget cuts we don't have any mugs, but look for autographed plastic spoons on Ebay very soon.




CHAPT. 5....


Early morning at the ranch of Master Bruce's family...


Master Bruce's inner dialogue: I want a snack. It's now that I wish I had a butler. Maybe am Englishman. Englishman are awesome. I get out the bread. It's white. Next, butter. Some of it spills on me. I ignore it. The snack is most important. The butter spreads. Looks yummy. I eat.

Moments later...

Master Bruce's inner dialogue: That was good. Now it's time. Wilhelm will be coming to town today. I need to be ready. I am ready. I'm The Bat.

...Sometimes I have to remind myself.



Later in the saloon...


Drakon: ...so in closing, no, Ronny is not a danger to the town. And we do not need to hang him.

Jag: Tell that to the hole in my arm, and leg, and gut. jag

Drakon: However-

Jag: Oh and foot. jag

Drakon: *sigh* As you can see, Jag won't be able to fight with us, assuming it comes to that.
We're now taking volunteers, you'll be paid for your service.

DOG LIPS: Well, if you don't die.

Drakon: Quite helpful, thank you.

C. Lee: Any takers?

Iceman/Psylocke: We'll fight. Hey! I don't wanna die. Shut up, we'll do it! No! I hate you. We're doing it, end of discussion.

Drakon: Err, alright, that's...one? Anybody else?

J Alba's Lover: I'll do it.

Bored: Sure why not, nothing better to do.

Matt: Uh... live?

Drakon: No one is going to die! Hopefully we can reason with Wilhelm.

DOG LIPS: Because, that's worked so well in the past.

Drakon: Again, quite helpful.

Ronny: So in closing, I'm not getting hanged. This is good.

Lee: Alright! Free drinks all around!

Dew: You're buying?

Lee: No, I'm hoping.

Dew: No free drinks.

Lee: Woe is me.



TO BE CONT...

 

[The Apatow Crew]

HOORAY i have one line.

 

[Mee]

So far.