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K. I'm bored. Basically this is like random fact generator. Except it's not a generator, you just post random facts about posters. Please don't pull any intended offensive bulls**t k. I'll update this with the facts in alphabetical order according to username, with mixed facts at the bottom.
Aunt Petunia
Aunt Petunia is actually a girl, she just wanted us to feel dirty for *********ing to her pictures.
Boom
If Chuck Norris and Jim Carrey had a child, it would be Boom.
bored
Bored recently discovered that his girlfriend's name is also the nickname of a kind of beer.
Bored is Judge Reinhold.
Bored is actually rather content.
Bored knows who let the dogs out.
Cconn
CConn actually has a penis, he just keeps it in a small, frightening matchbox.
CConn was the first person to set foot on Mars. Neil Armstrong was so jealous he decided to become the first man on the sun. His melted remains are burried in Nebraska.
CConn once slaughtered a communist leader simply for having a similar hairstyle.
Clerk
William Shatner once had a baby during the 80s with some random hooker he met on the street. The hooker put her son up for adoption since she couldn't pay to keep him. The kid grew up to be Clerk.
Clerk insists that "it's not a gay thing," although, obviously, it is.
Clerk has a 7 foot clitoris.
Clerk likes to rub Land O'Lakes butter over himself before commiting sexual assault on female police officers.
Darthphere
Darthphere's penis is really a plastic attachment.
Darthphere likes Madrox's uniform because it's even uglier than the clothes he wears.
Darthphere suuuuuure likes his chili cheese dogs!
Dew K. Mosi
Dew is an activisit in the civil rights movement for penguins.
Dew once banned one of her penguins for all enternity to the gates of hell. Her reason? He said her role in spider-man was ******ed.
DOG LIPS
DOG LIPS is an actual dog.
Dog Lips can be found fighting ninjas in his laundry room quite often.
DOG LIPS caught feelings. It's true.
Dog Lips knows about things like "butt-currency". It's actually how he got to become a mod.
Edd Extroardinaire
Edd Extraordinaire has written many of today's most popular fictional novels, and is the actual creator of The Incredible Hulk.
Flexo
Flexo was born a werewolf, but a year ago was bitten by a human, thus every full sun he turns into a pale, naked human.
Flexo, while never being a real pirate, was once robbed by one. That pirate's name was Captain Abe Vigoda.
Hippie Hunter
Hippie Hunter is the avatar of THWIP.
Hippie Hunter is a double agent who works for hippies. He tips them off on raids and has prevented their genocide since their beginnings.
Hippie_Hunter hunts for hippie love.
Hollow Wood Director
Mr. Peg was a planned character that never made it's way into Clerks II. HWD will unveil the character in his newest horror film.
Immortalfire
Immortalfire is really conan O'Brian he surfs the hype while getting his forehead polished during shows
jaguarr
Jaguarr's tattoos are really stick ons.
jaguarr signs his name at the bottom of every post because he fears that other users will not see that it was him making the post. This means that he is insane, but in a good way.
J Alba's Lover
JAL is actually an entity. A ghost in the machine. The Ghostbusters were hired to capture him. He tried to have a conversation with them. Killing them in the process. So if you want to blame there not being a Ghostbusters3 on somebody. Blame JAL.
JAL actually speaks with perfect grammar and spelling, with the true reality being that everyone else is in fact a ******.
JLBats
JLBats is that Tom guy from myspace.
JLBats actually has a sense of humor, he just keeps it locked in a closet.
JLBats is stuck in a parallel universe where 1947 never ended.
JLBats once squeezed DOG LIP's left buttcheek, but left the right cheek all alone in the cold.
JLBats is the real reason behind The Beatles' breakup.
Kipobe
Kipobe has three hands. One for kicking ass, one for pleasuring women, and one for freestyle.
Lucy in the Sky
Lucy in the Sky is really just a gender confused man.
Malice
Malice doesn't sleep; he waits. This depresses him.
Malice once killed and ate an Ewok.
Maxwell's Demon
maxwell's demon was born with only one orifice, and all business is done with it.
Master Bruce
Master Bruce once actually attempted to fight crime in a Batman costume. By the end of the night he was put in the hospital with 3 broken ribs. He later served 17 months in prison for sexual assault for trying to save a "sexy man" from his "evil hetero side".
Master Bruce once tried to be a Samurai. There are now 11 one-armed monks in Japan.
Everything said so far about Master Bruce is partially true. Except it was 12 monks, and the sexually assaulted man was actually coming of age pop-singer Britney Spears.
Master Bruce types out Hype member facts while dressed in George Clooney's actual "Batman & Robin" Batman suit. He won it off eBay for $500.00 but didn't have the money to pay for it, so he paid in butt-currency.
Master Chief
Master Chief was a member of the blue baraccudas, traveling deep into the heart of the South American jungle to find the legend of the hidden temple, but was double crossed after finding the treasure by "tag along" teammate Kurt Fogg, who later turned their story into the popular Nickelodeon game show "Legends of the Hidden Temple"
Master Chief actually IS a bald headed pedophile stalker person who randomly flashes himself in Canada. His head is too messed up on acid to remember anything. But I'm guessing you knew this already.
Master Chief has comitted every line of Tommy Boy to memory. He plans on meeting Chris Farley in the after-life and performing a one-man show version for him.
Master Chief is not actually a chief, but a deputy. That's right. MC is the Barney Fife of Canada.
Mee
Mee is actually a caveman like Brendan Fraiser in Encino Man.
Morg
Despite popular opinion, really does have a soul. (maybe)
Movies205
Movies205 is actually Martin Scorcese trying to disguise himself on the internet by occasionally typing with bad grammar.
Ronny Shade
If Ronny Shade could have any super power, he'd take laser-vision. Why? So he can melt your ass for questioning his decisions.
Ronny Shade enjoys listening to Enya.
Ronny Shade is actually asian and has a huge penis, so huge if he has an erection he'll die.
Ronny Shade is actually more Asian than all the Asians on this board put together.
SapphirePrima
SapphirePrima has two older brothers and one younger sister.
Socrates
Socrates once bogusly payed Bill $50 to suck Ted's excellent genitals.
StorminNorman
StorminNorman is the fecal matter of Paul Bettany.
Tangled Web
Tangled Web likes to pretend he's female Hype posters so middle aged male posters will cyber with him.
The Joker
The Joker lost his virginity before his dad did.
The Last Meatbag
The Last Meatbag comes from the planet Dookie, but upon his arrival on earth he got plastic surgery which resulted in a Bobby's World head. And you guessed it. Bobby's World was created because of The Last Meatbag.
Meatbag has no pockets. I'll let you figure out how he carries the smoke pellets.
The Riddler
Riddler made a special cameo appearance on the last episode of Cheers. Ted Danson was so nervous about meeting him, he drank himself into a stupor. His Vodka induced coma lasted for 12 years. This is why his only line in that episode was "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Truthteller
Truthteller is not a guy, married with kids. He is actually the only Sasquatch alive, and is hiding behind an internet alias.
Truthteller is actually a robot created from a Gateway motherbard and parts of WWII-era Nazi decoding machines fused to a female department store mannequin.
VenomDrool
Venom Drool is the asian guy that walked behind the hot blonde in the red dress from The Matrix.
Wilhelm-Scream
Wilhelm-Scream once flew to the moon and brought back a strange but mighty weapon. He did all of this without using any acid. Wilhelm-Scream is deserving of your respect.
zer00
zer00 was the original Karate Kid. He was fired once he revealed his awesome kung-fu skill and killed the original director.
zer00 makes love like an eagle falling out of the sky, he killed his senei in a duel and he never said why.
zer00 is the mental manifestation of Richard Dryfus.
Mixed
zer00 and Alexia Dark are going to get married, and then get divorced because Alexia wants zer00 to sign a pre nup, and infuriated, zer00 breaks up with her even though he does not know what a pre nup is. Even though she asks for it after they are married, lol. I obviously do not know what a pre nup is.
Venom Drool and Sofa are actually the same person. Ironically Sofa is the real person, a hot chick who pretends to be an annoying Canadian male as well as herself.
Wilhelm-Scream and musclesforsupes are twin brothers who were seperated at toddler age. Their parents were like, "Yo let's split the fat and skinny f**kers up." And sent them to seperate States instead of seperate countries because seperate countries would be too epic an adventure of finding their true selves and their other half.
Elisha Cuthbert watches Morg as Morg is watching Elisha Cuthbert but Morg doesn't know Elisha Cuthbert is watching him even though he's watching Elisha Cuthbert because I was actually referring to three seperate people in this long long long long long sentence.
DOG LIPS, Equint77, jaguarr, Wilhelm-Scream and Erzengel are five of 7 Samurai hired to defend a small village. However, the search for the other 2 has been a long one.
J Alba's Lover, Jonty, GoldenAgeHero, Maxwell Smart, Hooter's Pimp and Kaine have divided up the women evenly between them.
DOG LIPS is the brother of Sava. Both are the first cousins of Elton John. Elton John is the secret son of Boy George. Boy George's sister, Rosie O'Donnel, accidentally adopted two sons many years ago while on a holiday shopping spree in the House Of International Pancakes. You do the math.
Whatttever!!
On the Hype, only Brodie can come back no problem after getting banned hundreds of times, regardless of why he got banned. Others can never return, and will be banned on sight.
Aunt Petunia
Aunt Petunia is actually a girl, she just wanted us to feel dirty for *********ing to her pictures.
Boom
If Chuck Norris and Jim Carrey had a child, it would be Boom.
bored
Bored recently discovered that his girlfriend's name is also the nickname of a kind of beer.
Bored is Judge Reinhold.
Bored is actually rather content.
Bored knows who let the dogs out.
Cconn
CConn actually has a penis, he just keeps it in a small, frightening matchbox.
CConn was the first person to set foot on Mars. Neil Armstrong was so jealous he decided to become the first man on the sun. His melted remains are burried in Nebraska.
CConn once slaughtered a communist leader simply for having a similar hairstyle.
Clerk
William Shatner once had a baby during the 80s with some random hooker he met on the street. The hooker put her son up for adoption since she couldn't pay to keep him. The kid grew up to be Clerk.
Clerk insists that "it's not a gay thing," although, obviously, it is.
Clerk has a 7 foot clitoris.
Clerk likes to rub Land O'Lakes butter over himself before commiting sexual assault on female police officers.
Darthphere
Darthphere's penis is really a plastic attachment.
Darthphere likes Madrox's uniform because it's even uglier than the clothes he wears.
Darthphere suuuuuure likes his chili cheese dogs!
Dew K. Mosi
Dew is an activisit in the civil rights movement for penguins.
Dew once banned one of her penguins for all enternity to the gates of hell. Her reason? He said her role in spider-man was ******ed.
DOG LIPS
DOG LIPS is an actual dog.
Dog Lips can be found fighting ninjas in his laundry room quite often.
DOG LIPS caught feelings. It's true.
Dog Lips knows about things like "butt-currency". It's actually how he got to become a mod.
Edd Extroardinaire
Edd Extraordinaire has written many of today's most popular fictional novels, and is the actual creator of The Incredible Hulk.
Flexo
Flexo was born a werewolf, but a year ago was bitten by a human, thus every full sun he turns into a pale, naked human.
Flexo, while never being a real pirate, was once robbed by one. That pirate's name was Captain Abe Vigoda.
Hippie Hunter
Hippie Hunter is the avatar of THWIP.
Hippie Hunter is a double agent who works for hippies. He tips them off on raids and has prevented their genocide since their beginnings.
Hippie_Hunter hunts for hippie love.
Hollow Wood Director
Mr. Peg was a planned character that never made it's way into Clerks II. HWD will unveil the character in his newest horror film.
Immortalfire
Immortalfire is really conan O'Brian he surfs the hype while getting his forehead polished during shows
jaguarr
Jaguarr's tattoos are really stick ons.
jaguarr signs his name at the bottom of every post because he fears that other users will not see that it was him making the post. This means that he is insane, but in a good way.
J Alba's Lover
JAL is actually an entity. A ghost in the machine. The Ghostbusters were hired to capture him. He tried to have a conversation with them. Killing them in the process. So if you want to blame there not being a Ghostbusters3 on somebody. Blame JAL.
JAL actually speaks with perfect grammar and spelling, with the true reality being that everyone else is in fact a ******.
JLBats
JLBats is that Tom guy from myspace.
JLBats actually has a sense of humor, he just keeps it locked in a closet.
JLBats is stuck in a parallel universe where 1947 never ended.
JLBats once squeezed DOG LIP's left buttcheek, but left the right cheek all alone in the cold.
JLBats is the real reason behind The Beatles' breakup.
Kipobe
Kipobe has three hands. One for kicking ass, one for pleasuring women, and one for freestyle.
Lucy in the Sky
Lucy in the Sky is really just a gender confused man.
Malice
Malice doesn't sleep; he waits. This depresses him.
Malice once killed and ate an Ewok.
Maxwell's Demon
maxwell's demon was born with only one orifice, and all business is done with it.
Master Bruce
Master Bruce once actually attempted to fight crime in a Batman costume. By the end of the night he was put in the hospital with 3 broken ribs. He later served 17 months in prison for sexual assault for trying to save a "sexy man" from his "evil hetero side".
Master Bruce once tried to be a Samurai. There are now 11 one-armed monks in Japan.
Everything said so far about Master Bruce is partially true. Except it was 12 monks, and the sexually assaulted man was actually coming of age pop-singer Britney Spears.
Master Bruce types out Hype member facts while dressed in George Clooney's actual "Batman & Robin" Batman suit. He won it off eBay for $500.00 but didn't have the money to pay for it, so he paid in butt-currency.
Master Chief
Master Chief was a member of the blue baraccudas, traveling deep into the heart of the South American jungle to find the legend of the hidden temple, but was double crossed after finding the treasure by "tag along" teammate Kurt Fogg, who later turned their story into the popular Nickelodeon game show "Legends of the Hidden Temple"
Master Chief actually IS a bald headed pedophile stalker person who randomly flashes himself in Canada. His head is too messed up on acid to remember anything. But I'm guessing you knew this already.
Master Chief has comitted every line of Tommy Boy to memory. He plans on meeting Chris Farley in the after-life and performing a one-man show version for him.
Master Chief is not actually a chief, but a deputy. That's right. MC is the Barney Fife of Canada.
Mee
Mee is actually a caveman like Brendan Fraiser in Encino Man.
Morg
Despite popular opinion, really does have a soul. (maybe)
Movies205
Movies205 is actually Martin Scorcese trying to disguise himself on the internet by occasionally typing with bad grammar.
Ronny Shade
If Ronny Shade could have any super power, he'd take laser-vision. Why? So he can melt your ass for questioning his decisions.
Ronny Shade enjoys listening to Enya.
Ronny Shade is actually asian and has a huge penis, so huge if he has an erection he'll die.
Ronny Shade is actually more Asian than all the Asians on this board put together.
SapphirePrima
SapphirePrima has two older brothers and one younger sister.
Socrates
Socrates once bogusly payed Bill $50 to suck Ted's excellent genitals.
StorminNorman
StorminNorman is the fecal matter of Paul Bettany.
Tangled Web
Tangled Web likes to pretend he's female Hype posters so middle aged male posters will cyber with him.
The Joker
The Joker lost his virginity before his dad did.
The Last Meatbag
The Last Meatbag comes from the planet Dookie, but upon his arrival on earth he got plastic surgery which resulted in a Bobby's World head. And you guessed it. Bobby's World was created because of The Last Meatbag.
Meatbag has no pockets. I'll let you figure out how he carries the smoke pellets.
The Riddler
Riddler made a special cameo appearance on the last episode of Cheers. Ted Danson was so nervous about meeting him, he drank himself into a stupor. His Vodka induced coma lasted for 12 years. This is why his only line in that episode was "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Truthteller
Truthteller is not a guy, married with kids. He is actually the only Sasquatch alive, and is hiding behind an internet alias.
Truthteller is actually a robot created from a Gateway motherbard and parts of WWII-era Nazi decoding machines fused to a female department store mannequin.
VenomDrool
Venom Drool is the asian guy that walked behind the hot blonde in the red dress from The Matrix.
Wilhelm-Scream
Wilhelm-Scream once flew to the moon and brought back a strange but mighty weapon. He did all of this without using any acid. Wilhelm-Scream is deserving of your respect.
zer00
zer00 was the original Karate Kid. He was fired once he revealed his awesome kung-fu skill and killed the original director.
zer00 makes love like an eagle falling out of the sky, he killed his senei in a duel and he never said why.
zer00 is the mental manifestation of Richard Dryfus.
Mixed
zer00 and Alexia Dark are going to get married, and then get divorced because Alexia wants zer00 to sign a pre nup, and infuriated, zer00 breaks up with her even though he does not know what a pre nup is. Even though she asks for it after they are married, lol. I obviously do not know what a pre nup is.
Venom Drool and Sofa are actually the same person. Ironically Sofa is the real person, a hot chick who pretends to be an annoying Canadian male as well as herself.
Wilhelm-Scream and musclesforsupes are twin brothers who were seperated at toddler age. Their parents were like, "Yo let's split the fat and skinny f**kers up." And sent them to seperate States instead of seperate countries because seperate countries would be too epic an adventure of finding their true selves and their other half.
Elisha Cuthbert watches Morg as Morg is watching Elisha Cuthbert but Morg doesn't know Elisha Cuthbert is watching him even though he's watching Elisha Cuthbert because I was actually referring to three seperate people in this long long long long long sentence.
DOG LIPS, Equint77, jaguarr, Wilhelm-Scream and Erzengel are five of 7 Samurai hired to defend a small village. However, the search for the other 2 has been a long one.
J Alba's Lover, Jonty, GoldenAgeHero, Maxwell Smart, Hooter's Pimp and Kaine have divided up the women evenly between them.
DOG LIPS is the brother of Sava. Both are the first cousins of Elton John. Elton John is the secret son of Boy George. Boy George's sister, Rosie O'Donnel, accidentally adopted two sons many years ago while on a holiday shopping spree in the House Of International Pancakes. You do the math.
Whatttever!!
On the Hype, only Brodie can come back no problem after getting banned hundreds of times, regardless of why he got banned. Others can never return, and will be banned on sight.
