Hype Survivor HYPE SURVIVOR 19: Creepy on a Whole New Level - Day 9: The Merge

[JewishHobbit]

Yo! My mother is a saint!



*runs to dictionary.com*

I totally just made that word up

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^I noticed. Webster's gonna kill you

 

[JewishHobbit]

Watchyu Talkin' Bout Willis!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Webster. The magical genie that writes dictionaries duh!

 

[JewishHobbit]

Dude had mass memory. Did you know he had the bible memorized word for word?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Somebody has no life

 

[JewishHobbit]

Somebody has no life

Well, he wrote a massive book about words and what they mean... I doubt he got much action if you know what I mean.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Better than Thesaurus Guy

 

[hippie_hunter]

Better than Thesaurus Guy

Rogetts?

 

[AndThePickles]

Well, he wrote a massive book about words and what they mean... I doubt he got much action if you know what I mean.

It's kind of disturbing, really

 

[JewishHobbit]

Hmm, I find it funny that we're having a discussion about Noah Webster's sex life. It's late and I'm tired... I'm going to bed


... I think his name was Noah?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Rogetts?

Is he a genie like Webster os something else? Tell me stories of him.

 

[AndThePickles]

Hmm, I find it funny that we're having a discussion about Noah Webster's sex life. It's late and I'm tired... I'm going to bed


... I think his name was Noah?

Yeah I believe you're correct. Nighty night!

 

[hippie_hunter]

Hmm, I find it funny that we're having a discussion about Noah Webster's sex life. It's late and I'm tired... I'm going to bed


... I think his name was Noah?

It's because he's so damn smexy.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Hippie Hunter: War Journal, Day 9

I'm starving. Matt's confiscation of our food has taken a toll on us all. I am in deep withdrawal for Metal Gear, Legend of Zelda, McDonalds Orange Hi-C, Hot Pockets, and Red Bull.

Elisha Cuthbert got voted out of the Hooters Pimps last night and we haven't yet heard on who the eXiles voted to be put on the Jury (it better not be TEDDY).

Early this morning I learned that this Island, is actually not an island at all. It was a small peninsula, right off the coast of Mexico. I saw this as an oppourtunity for freedom to escape this insane competition and ran. I ran as fast as I could, until I reached the fence. They fenced off the Peninsula from the mainland. I was devastated. Then one of Matt's grunts caught me, beat me into submission and dragged me back to camp. It turns out that the grunts arrived because ETM informed them of my escape. How he found out? I don't know.

Upon arrival at Camp, Matt announced the long awaited merger of All The King's Men and the Hooters Pimps. All the King's Pimps consists of myself, Kipobe, Brodie, Erz, ETM, Asteroid-Man, Venom, 'Fire, StorminNorman, and farmerfran. The second announcement was today's challenge. From now on, they will be individual challenges for individual immunity. The challenge was placing all the nations of Europe (excluding the microstates of Monaco, Andorra, Lichtenstein, San Marino, and the Vatican) onto their proper places on the map. Lucky for me I'm really good at geography. I won the Geography Bee when I was in 7th grade at Smithfield Middle School and I ended up with over a 130% on the map of Europe test because I knew every nation and most of the capitals. My knowledge in geography led to my victory by means of massive pwnage. I had a 100% score in 95 seconds. I was the first person to obtain individual immunity and I decided to sent Kipobe to Exile Island.

We went to tribal shortly after and Asteroid-Man was voted out, which pleased Matt greatly. He really didn't take his loss that well and Matt's goons had to drag him to the boat that takes him off the "Island." Immortalfire didn't vote because he got lost in the woods somehow, so Matt was lenient on him by only counting what would have been his vote against him. Venom Drool also didn't vote for some ******ed reason and Matt not only counted his vote against him, but had more of his grunts drag him off to Exile Island to put him in isolation. I wonder if he'll meet up with Kipobe. We went back to our new camp after the vote and awaited the next day.

 

[Immortalfire]

Ah, the merge. Now it's on like Donkey Kong.

 

[Kipobe]

I'm on it like Sonic. :heart:

 

[Immortalfire]

I'm on it like Sonic. :heart:

Haha, I like that

 

[Kipobe]

Me too. I'm gonna miss you.

 

[enterthemadness]

Dear Diary

Entry # 7?

The merge was last night. It is now every man for himself. Hippie Hunter tried to escape, but I may or may not have told Matt's grunts about this. They brought him back to camp and I got a snickers candy bar.

I haven't seen TEDDY. Is he a juror now?

ETM.

 

[Mee]

Crackheads.

 

[Fran]

Diaries are sooo day 4.

 

[enterthemadness]

Diaries are sooo day 4.

Well, it's better than working on the island for no reason farmerfran. You've been trying to farm this island since we got here...to no luck.

 

[Mee]

Dear Diary

Why won't you talk to me? I tell you how my life is every day. You are dead to me.


Yours Truly
Mee

 

[Fran]

Well, it's better than working on the island for no reason farmerfran. You've been trying to farm this island since we got here...to no luck.