Hype University

[Shemtov]

There is another board I go to, and they were having a discussion, that if The Board was a(n) College/University what member would teach what subject.
This intrigues me. I think we should do this with Hypesters.
Who would you want to teach what?

 

[Gotham Knight]

I don't know about teaching a class, but let me coach one of the sports team and I'm fine with it.

 

[Shemtov]

Shemtov-Biblical Hebrew
Shemtov-Intro to Orthodox Judaism
Superferret-Veterinary Medicine
Superferret- Biology
Colossal Spoons- Powerlifting Team Coach

 

[AndThePickles]

I tried to have a successful "Sex Ed" thread here years ago but it ended up getting closed

 

[Aesop Rocks]

ComicChick - Southern Culture 101

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Graphic Design - JP

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Aesop Rocks- Know Your Meme Class

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

WillardNation - MMA

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

I would teach Cosplay-How to pose in spandex!

 

[Catman]

I tried to have a successful "Sex Ed" thread here years ago but it ended up getting closed

Oh, please. You know I would be the one teaching sex education. You would probably be teaching Psychology. And, Spoons would be the football coach.

 

[AndThePickles]

Oh, please. You know I would be the one teaching sex education. You would probably be teaching Psychology. And, Spoons would be the football coach.

You know, I've actually never once heard you talk about ACTUAL sex Just hot girls. And Spoons doesn't play football, and I've only ever taken Psych 101

 

[Catman]

You know, I've actually never once heard you talk about ACTUAL sex

You can blame Dew for that. My claim to fame in 2002 was a very explicit sex thread that got locked like in 5 minutes. Then, when I complained about it in a thread titled "Freedom of Speech" (No, I'm not joking) it turned into a night of mayhem. Everyone had their 2 cents on what was acceptable to post at SHH. It was quite the debate. I received my first and only SHH Award nomination for that thread. I think Matt and Immortalfire are the only two people still actively posting from that era. It was the good ol' days.

And Spoons doesn't play football

He can teach about Haitian culture then.

 

[AndThePickles]

He's not Haitian *suspicious* you normally aren't so off about random details...is this REALLY Catman?

 

[Catman]

He's not Haitian

Doesn't he have a profound hatred for Haitians? It was a lame attempt at a joke, Pickles.

 

[AndThePickles]

Doesn't he have a profound hatred for Haitians? It was a lame attempt at a joke, Pickles.

Haha, whew, it IS you

 

[Marx]

I would teach Cosplay-How to pose in spandex!

 

[Shemtov]

You know, I've actually never once heard you talk about ACTUAL sex Just hot girls. And Spoons doesn't play football, and I've only ever taken Psych 101

Yeah, but he could be strength and conditioning coach for every team.
Football, Baseball, Basketball etc.

 

[Shemtov]

Marx-Political Science
Malice-Computer Science

 

[Kurosawa]

Kurosawa-History of Golden Age Comics
Kurosawa-Superman 101
roach-Star Wars Studies
dnno-statistics
Storminnormin-Political Science

 

[Alex The Great]

Erz: Mathematics

 

[Spider-Fan]

Backstabbing 101 - Spider-Fan t:

 

[Immortalfire]

Backstabbing 101 - Spider-Fan t:

 

[chaseter]

chaseter - how not to design a Spider-Man costume.

 

[knowsbleed]

chaseter - The Science of Emptiness
Bamfer - The Social Impact of Necrophilia
Pickles - Advanced Concepts of Non-Stereotypical Blondes
Spoons - Advanced Concepts of Non-Stereotypical Blondes Involved in Interracial Relationships with Non-Stereotypical Black Men who wear Tighty Whities
Manic - Wikipedia's Impact on Modern Day Introverts
Aesop Rocks - Emotional Relations of Human Emotions Relating to Other Humans' Emotions Relationally Related to Emotions (Meme counterculture prerequisite required)
Kane8675309 - Digital Sex and it's Physical Repurcussions
SuperFerret - Critical Thinking Outside the Box While Remaining in the Circle
JustABill - Loving Oneself While Hating Oneself
JP - Aromatherapy/Toilet Etiquette

 

[Shemtov]

Knowsbleed-Head of the Silly Studies Department.
Faculty Includes:

chaseter - The Science of Emptiness
Bamfer - The Social Impact of Necrophilia
Pickles - Advanced Concepts of Non-Stereotypical Blondes
Spoons - Advanced Concepts of Non-Stereotypical Blondes Involved in Interracial Relationships with Non-Stereotypical Black Men who wear Tighty Whities
Manic - Wikipedia's Impact on Modern Day Introverts
Aesop Rocks - Emotional Relations of Human Emotions Relating to Other Humans' Emotions Relationally Related to Emotions (Meme counterculture prerequisite required)
Kane8675309 - Digital Sex and it's Physical Repurcussions
SuperFerret - Critical Thinking Outside the Box While Remaining in the Circle
JustABill - Loving Oneself While Hating Oneself
JP - Aromatherapy/Toilet Etiquette

Backstabbing 101 - Spider-Fan t:

I would teach Cosplay-How to pose in spandex!

Redmarvel-Innuendo 101
BlackLantern-Dickery 101
Dathphere-Dickery 200
GR87-How To Lose Friends And Get Laughed At By People
Franklin Richards-Pretending You Are The Opposite Gender
Shemtov-The Social Impact Of Spelling Errors
Mr. Wooden Alligator-An Informative Class About Juntas That Will Leave you Wondering What A Junta Is