Worst Job?

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We've all done smoe degrading **** for money at some point in our lives so my question for you is what was your worst job EVER! We're talking **** wages, bad hours, humiliation, name it...

Me I used to do promotiions for my university and we were doing some work for 02 around campus. I had to walk round wearing a sandwich board in the shape of a cellphone, made out of thin ****ty cardboard, handing out sim cards. It only lasted one day but it still haunts me to this day :csad:

So... who's next?
 
Wal-Mart, overnight stocking. It's like they forgot a level of hell in Dante's Inferno.
 
The Joker said:
Wal-Mart, overnight stocking. It's like they forgot a level of hell in Dante's Inferno.

supermarket job's do indeed suck. The only job I got fired from was a supermarket. I made a crack about this fat customer and she overheard and reported me to my boss. They actually had the security guy escort me off the premesis. FOR A ****ING FAT JOKE! I mean it's not like I robbed the place!
 
i was 15.. worked at a factory putting the merchandise in storage once it was packaged.... sucked to all hell... got yelled at a lot... it never stopped.... I was the youngest person working there... and it took 2 hours each way to get there. :(
 
The Joker said:
Wal-Mart, overnight stocking. It's like they forgot a level of hell in Dante's Inferno.

LOL!

Wal-Mart is coming to my town... they are skipping steps, and going straight to building a Supercenter... :(
 
Telemarketer. Wasn't all that bad. Except one night there was some game on and everyone was like, "Oi, call back some other time you f**ker!" *click* :csad:
 
This girl. She really didn't have that much experience with guys so it took a long time.
 
Being a cashier at Wal-Mart, you really meet some dumb ****s doing that job and I'm not talking about the workers.
 
Helghast said:
Telemarketer. Wasn't all that bad. Except one night there was some game on and everyone was like, "Oi, call back some other time you f**ker!" *click* :csad:

:yay: that made me smile. Thanks!

Erz....are you talking about getting a certain act from a lady :o?
 
i don't think i've really had any terrible jobs. just boring mainly.

but the ULTIMATE worst job would be the guy who has to clean up the fun booth in the back of the porn store.
YUK SQUARED!!
 
heypapajinx said:
i don't think i've really had any terrible jobs. just boring mainly.

but the ULTIMATE worst job would be the guy who has to clean up the fun booth in the back of the porn store.
YUK SQUARED!!

c** leaves streaks if you don't clean it off right away :cwink:
 
hippy fascist said:
c** leaves streaks if you don't clean it off right away :cwink:
wow...
thank you...
that's fantastically priceless knowledge
 
UPS, unloading tractor trailers of your packages when it was either freezing cold or boiling hot. It's nonstop movement for 4 hours and someone is always yelling at you to hurry up. The packages range from small ones to 150 lbs. Most people quit after an hour.
 
When I was 15 I worked on a pig farm in New Bern, NC.

Nothing like waking up and going to bed smelling Pig ****.
 
Bill said:
UPS, unloading tractor trailers of your packages when it was either freezing cold or boiling hot. It's nonstop movement for 4 hours and someone is always yelling at you to hurry up. The packages range from small ones to 150 lbs. Most people quit after an hour.

Brother I know the feeling...I use to work at a UPS.

This one time unloading a truck with another guy who puked in the trailer. It was hot as balls in those trailers.
 
heypapajinx said:
i don't think i've really had any terrible jobs. just boring mainly.

but the ULTIMATE worst job would be the guy who has to clean up the fun booth in the back of the porn store.
YUK SQUARED!!

Did that 2 when I was in college working for a porn store as bouncer/ clean up man. God I have done some really ****ty jobs.
 
I worked in Burger King.

And had to go to the grocers one day to buy what I thought he said to be "Cabbages"

So I bought 15 cabbages and struggled to get them back to Burger King.

When I got back...the manager was like "What the f**k did you buy?"

I had bought cabbages instead of Lettuce.

How I was to know that you don't put cabbage in Burgers :cmad:
 
I liked all my jobs :)

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Printer (diffrent type)

:) Easy money
 
Cashier at a local supermarket. $6.50 an hour to basically get yelled at by crazed women who take grocery shopping FAR too seriously.

"YOU FORGOT THE COUPONS!" God, I heard that over a million times a day, even though I NEVER forgot the coupons. :cmad:

And the place I worked at, even when it was extremely busy, we didn't have baggers. So I had to scan the items and ALSO bag them. I used to get yelled at for "packing bags wrong" and I always used to say to people, "Well, you could always do it yourself and make the line move faster". They get pissed and then start bagging themselves.

That is definitely a horrible job to do if you're not an extremely nice person. I give props to all the grocery store cashiers, especially the poor people who have to be cashiers at the Super Wal-Mart's where it's a grocery store/department store in one. Whew, that's some tough crap.

My time at Wal-Mart, before it was a Super Wal-Mart, was easy. I just worked in the Housewares section and constantly hung out with the girl from the Toys section and the cool guy joe from the Hardware section. Good times.
 
When I was 15 I was putting lids on bottles...........all day. :(




Actually that was the best job ever. :(
 
The Amazing Lee said:
I worked in Burger King.

And had to go to the grocers one day to buy what I thought he said to be "Cabbages"

So I bought 15 cabbages and struggled to get them back to Burger King.

When I got back...the manager was like "What the f**k did you buy?"

I had bought cabbages instead of Lettuce.

How I was to know that you don't put cabbage in Burgers :cmad:
I'm sorry, but I LOL'ed.
 
The Amazing Lee said:
I worked in Burger King.

And had to go to the grocers one day to buy what I thought he said to be "Cabbages"

So I bought 15 cabbages and struggled to get them back to Burger King.

When I got back...the manager was like "What the f**k did you buy?"

I had bought cabbages instead of Lettuce.

How I was to know that you don't put cabbage in Burgers :cmad:

At what point have you seen cabbage on a hamburger? Didn't know the UK had a Burger King.
 
enterthemadness said:
At what point have you seen cabbage on a hamburger? Didn't know the UK had a Burger King.
fast food chains are like bad viruses. They spread everywhere...
 
Hades said:
fast food chains are like bad viruses. They spread everywhere...
And there is no cure.
 

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