I bought muffins.

[Outsiderzedge]

I went grocery shopping today and when I walked into the store there was a cart advertising the manager's special of 6 blueberry muffins for $1.99. I was going to walk right by but then I saw the monster of all muffins.

Apparently the baker had put WAY too much...uh...whatever a muffin is before it's cooked...into the tinfoil pan before cooking it. The whole top of the plate is one big giant blob of muffin and the bottom is just little growths where the muffin bottoms are supposed to be. I bought that mo-fo. I'm thinking of naming it the muffin king and never eating it. Though I'll be eating it by tonight, how sad.

That's my muffin story. YOU try to write that much about muffins.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Congrats. I bought a pack to make chocolate chip muffins. I had some for the first time a while back. Those were awesome.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

This muffin king has been slain.

:( regicide

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Top of the Muffin, to ya!

 

[Boom]

I have the muffin man's cell phone number.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

This muffin king has been slain.

regicide

LOL

 

[Daisy]

This thread reminded me that I had a blueberry muffin in my desk drawer that I bought a couple days ago. It's one of those super-large muffins.

Funny story actually.

I bought it because we had an affiliate in for training and the seceretary said we didn't provide catering for just one person (we do for three though). I though that was kind of unfair, so I went down and bought a couple muffins and a couple bottles of water... with my own money, mind you. She saw it and got mad and went to our supervisor, who accused me of being insubordinate... until I pointed out that I wasn't the secretary's subordinate. Man, it's fun to watch people back-pedal.

Anyway, the guy only ate one, so I took the other back and put it in my desk drawer. When I saw thsi thread, I got it out to eat it and it turns out 2-day-old muffins aren't any good, so I took one bite and threw it away.

Although I should say thanks though, because if I hadn't seen this and remembered, it probably would have stayed in my desk drawer until it molded and that would have been no fun.

So thanks.

 

[Mee]

I have the muffin man's cell phone number.

Whoa, you know him?!

 

[Boom]

Whoa, you know him?!

Not only do I know him, I know where he lives.

 

[Mee]

No wai!!

 

[Boom]

Yes wai.

 

[Mee]

Indeed.

 

[TKing]

What about the muffin man's wife?

 

[Erzengel]

I wish I could add to this thread but I don't eat muffins because most of the time it goes against my fruit and baked goods together habit. I like fruit and I like baked goods but not together.

 

[Boom]

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I had a piece of Outsiderz muffin, it wasn't as good as she let on.

 

[Lurk]

I wish I could add to this thread but I don't eat muffins because most of the time it goes against my fruit and baked goods together habit. I like fruit and I like baked goods but not together.

You don't even like fruit pies?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Homemade blueberry banana muffins:

Store bought:

What about the muffin man's wife?

We bake well together. ​

 

[Erzengel]

You don't even like fruit pies?

Barring the obvious sexual innuendos, no I don't eat pie.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Looks like I picked a great day to bust ass at work.

 

[Erzengel]

You missed my 2 Year Anniversary Post in the Milestone Thread.

A quick lookback at another year here.

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=181292&page=36

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

WhAt?!?

ugh

 

[Abaddon]

I miss Mr. Anderson.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

Looks like I picked a great day to bust ass at work.

In Ancient Peru, when a woman found an 'ugly' potato, it was the custom for her to push it into the face of the nearest man.

 

[JLBats]

Was the muffin made of baby?

What's the twist?