I can now live in America! My visa was approved!

[LexCorp]

Goodbye England hello America.

 

[Yurka]

Great another Brit,







JK man, Congrats! Hope you love it here.

 

[Wiseman]

I hope you aren't going to be living in Florida, I don't want you to have to see the bottom of America's gene pool.



No offense to any poster who lives in Florida

 

[Majic Walrus]

Welcome with arms wide open! As long as you're not middle-eastern.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Welcome to the US, now give me your taxes.

 

[LexCorp]

Ha not middle eastern. Full white brit lol.

Headed to mississippi that is where it is due.

 

[LexCorp]

Welcome to the US, now give me your taxes.

Sure you yanks cant fear tax unless you haved lived in england. Lol

 

[DorneyDave]

Welcome! Here's some McDonalds, beer and a Michael Bay film....have fun!

 

[The Guard]

Florida is America's Wang.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Sure you yanks cant fear tax unless you haved lived in england. Lol

Give us time we'll catch up.

 

[Bnightwing]

Ha not middle eastern. Full white brit lol.

Headed to mississippi that is where it is due.

Welcome to the south. Try the BBQ! I am in the neighbor state of Mississippi ,which is Alabama.

 

[Prison Mike]

Welcome with arms wide open! As long as you're not middle-eastern.

we could always use one more taxi cab driver...

 

[Bnightwing]

Or gas station owner...

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Goodbye England hello America.

Congrats. Hope you enjoy your new life over here.

Mississippi, eh? Welcome to the South. I'll be just above you in Tennessee.

And if I may say, thank you for coming over the legal way!

 

[Motown Marvel]

awesome. can you tell me what the immigration process is like, how much it costs, and how long it takes? i hear its really rough.

 

[Bnightwing]

Rough, just the way your mother likes it!

 

[Drakon]

Good luck.

Sure you yanks cant fear tax unless you haved lived in england. Lol

I seem to remember a bunch of tea and a harbor saying that we aren't "afraid" of taxes, good sir.

 

[Bnightwing]

If you live in the south don't call em 'Yanks' that is just northern people.

 

[simplysuperhero]

When you're in Mississippi, make sure you know the difference between barbecue and barbecue sauce.

Congratulations and don't forget to do some traveling. The US is quite big compared to jolly 'ol England.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Goodbye England hello America.

*hands you an Apple Pie* Welcome!t:

 

[VampElvis]

Welcome to America and the South. Now, put sugar in your tea while it's hot then pour it over some ice! And, if you're in southern MS, enjoy the fresh Gulf shrimp!

 

[Wiseman]

*hands you an Apple Pie* Welcome!t:

why is there a hole in the middle of that apple pie?

 

[Hobgoblin]

So what brings you to the U S of A?

 

[Heretic]

Now that you're out of England and coming to America...I'd like to introduce you to a concept we call "the toothbrush".

 

[Majic Walrus]

Sure you yanks cant fear tax unless you haved lived in england. Lol

I seem to recall once actually being British. Until of course the entire British army was defeated by Abraham Lincoln riding a robot T-Rex that shoots lasers out of it's eyes.

History is written by the victors.