I hate ice

[Mee]

Oh yes, yes I do.

Why is it that when you just want to drink your coke (or whatever) the ice rushes into your teeth, but then when all the liquid is gone and you want a piece of ice to chew, the ice sticks to the bottom of the glass and denies you your pleasure. Then you do the ol' tap the bottom and all the ice rushes into your face. Ice cubes are jerks.

Discuss.

 

[OctaviusINC]

Is that you, Demetri Martain?

 

[Sofa]

I used to have a really bad ice chewing addiction. I had to stop, i chipped a tooth.

 

[Mee]

Is that you, Demetri Martain?

*Martin.


Anyhoo...I did think of him while I made this thread, but I just had ice rush into my face and I needed to vent.

 

[BRUTAL]

My vote is strictly for Mee

 

[Alexia Dark]

I hate ice in all its forms. In my drink, watering it down, on the sidewalk, slowing me down and scaring the hell out of me when I almost fall. Why can't the water cycle consist of simply water?

 

[Mee]

I used to have a really bad ice chewing addiction. I had to stop, i chipped a tooth.

Ice is dangerous.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

 

[Addendum]

At fast food joints, I only get about a quarter cup of ice, then fill the rest with the pop.

I like ice on the sidewalks, and ice on roads. I don't like idiots who don't know how to drive properly on ice (go slower than the speed limit, and TURN INTO THE SKID if you start to skid)

 

[jimmy]

Ice Ice Baby.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I love ice. It keeps my beer cold.

 

[X-Chick]

You know what's worse than ice? Snow. Its basically crushed ice and people think its all pretty and fun to play in. Why don't you just throw ice cubes at each other?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I have no quaims about ice--I usually don't put any in my drinks, because they water them down heavy. Besides that, not really any hate.

 

[Addendum]

I love ice. It keeps my beer cold.

Add some salt to the ice in the cooler with beer. It'll be cold pretty quick

 

[Mr Sparkle]

yah! that's why they invented straws heathen!
your icism disgusts me!!!!!

 

[Immortalfire]

Ice makes Coke cold...therefore, ice rocks.

 

[X-Chick]

Ice makes Coke cold...therefore, ice rocks.

As does refrigerators.

 

[Fran]

COKE SUCKS!

 

[Immortalfire]

As does refrigerators.

Around here, Coke on ice is the only way to go.

COKE SUCKS!

Insolence! Drop and give me fifty

 

[Fran]

Oh wait, you're near Atlanta. Coke owns Georgia.

 

[Immortalfire]

Oh wait, you're near Atlanta. Coke owns Georgia.

We own it, actually. Invented it, make it..own it.

 

[Fran]

Diet Coke tastes like ****. It's so... normal.

 

[Mee]

Diet Coke is nasty, but Coke Coke is all kinds of awesome.

 

[CConn]

Ice was great in TMNT3.

 

[Mee]

Fran didn't vote he's a Nazi. Communist party my butt.