I live in the arctic...ask me questions?

[Kaboom]

have you seen the fortress of solitude?

 

[Mee]

Ever seen a grown man nekkid?

 

[Sensi]

Do they have igloos in the arctic? Have you seen one? Could you flip it upside down and it would stay intact? If it did stay intact, do you think it would be fun to get inside and someone push you? I do

 

[DOG LIPS]

Do you like gladiator movies?

 

[04nbod]

do the penguins give you odd looks?

 

[Pythenis]

Has Santa Clause *** down your chimney yet?

 

[TEDDY]

How the Polar Bears treating ya?

 

[Kaboom]

what color was George Washington's white horse?

 

[enterthemadness]

Do you have to buy DVD's and other stuff online because of no walmart or kmart or Best Buy or...store that sells electronic stuff not being up there?

Do you have a theater up there?

How's the dating scene up there? I bet it's......all iced up (bad joke, I know)

 

[tzarinna]

Where are the answers?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

lol, I thought this said "I Live In The Attic, Ask Me Questions."

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

He put a penguin icon next to his title. Everyone knows penguins live in the antarctic, not the arctic.

Clearly, that shows he's lying.

My pengies live wherever I tell them to live

 

[The Amazing Lee]

My pengies live wherever I tell them to live

Though putting them in your fridge is cruel to animals

 

[Jennifer Walters]

lol, I thought this said "I Live In The Attic, Ask Me Questions."

That would have made the thread eighteen hundred times better.

 

[LEX]

Have you been raped by a yeti yet?

 

[celldog]

have you seen the fortress of solitude?

LOL..........now that's a good one!! t:

 

[celldog]

Do you need refrigerators??

 

[celldog]

You and Santa watch NFL Network on his big screen ???

 

[Hades]

I don't think he's coming back...

Bastard

 

[Halcohol]

Maybe he's snowed in and can't get access to his computer

 

[Hades]

Or maybe he was buried in an avalanche.

Oh ****, that just reminded me of this guy I knew who died in an avalanche

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Perhaps his computer has had enough of his lies and just won't turn on.