I punched a hammerhead shark in the face today!!!!

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    Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
    needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

    would make a reallly nice jacket....

    So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?
     
  2. Clecks Registered

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    had a fight with a squirrel once, and lost
     
  3. November Rain Single Mother

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    i choked a chicken
     
  4. Mentok Registered

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    Chuck Norris does that in his sleep :o
     
  5. The Hurricane Registered

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    Which Sydney beach? Hope it wasnt at the one I was at?
     
  6. sithgoblin King of the Castle

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    He speaks the truth. I know it to be true.
     
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    This thread makes Dane Cook happy.
     
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  9. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    It was a dolphin, tough guy. :mad:
     
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    penis monkey?
     
  11. Babs Gordon lives

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    that's awesome cheeseman. i hope it's true cause you'll be able to tell that story for decades.
     
  12. Luigi Guest

    Big-a deal. I punched-a five goombas in-a the face yesterday, and I didn't get a medal. Plumbers don't get-a no respect...
     
  13. demento Registered

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    I hugged a cuddlefish today.
     
  14. psychocheeseman Registered

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    what...i never said it was at a beach........
     
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    :confused:

    I'd also like to know where exactly you could find a shark in anyplace other than the beach. The bathtub?
     
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    ...you must have small hands.
     
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    obviously you have never seen the SNL skit "Land Shark"
     
  18. pyras Dr. Phil, you know it!

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    Once at Bethany Beach I think a saw a shark near me, but it could've been a dolphin...
     
  19. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    One time a shark punched me in the face. :(
     
  20. pyras Dr. Phil, you know it!

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    ouch...
     
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    Maybe the shark got close because it wanted to cuddle with ya & gets punched in the face for its trouble (poor shark).

    :(
     
  22. Shark Guest

    Oh,that's such seahorse crap! See,Here's the true story...

    He begged for his life, then I turned around and he punched me in the back of the head, then he got out of the water and ran off. The coward :mad:
     
  23. TIGER SHARK TERROR OF THE SEAS

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    You ****ing with my boy, punk? :mad:
     
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    christ have mercy..
     
  25. Next time you come in the water I want you to try that crap on me, boy. :mad:
     
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