I punched a hammerhead shark in the face today!!!!

[psychocheeseman]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

 

[Clecks]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

had a fight with a squirrel once, and lost

 

[November Rain]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

i choked a chicken

 

[Mentok]

Chuck Norris does that in his sleep

 

[The Hurricane]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

Which Sydney beach? Hope it wasnt at the one I was at?

 

[sithgoblin]

He speaks the truth. I know it to be true.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This thread makes Dane Cook happy.

 

[Laa Dee Dah]

10/10

 

[DOG LIPS]

It was a dolphin, tough guy.

 

[Venom Drool]

penis monkey?

 

[Babs Gordon]

that's awesome cheeseman. i hope it's true cause you'll be able to tell that story for decades.

 

[Luigi]

and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!!

Big-a deal. I punched-a five goombas in-a the face yesterday, and I didn't get a medal. Plumbers don't get-a no respect...

 

[demento]

I hugged a cuddlefish today.

 

[psychocheeseman]

Which Sydney beach? Hope it wasnt at the one I was at?

what...i never said it was at a beach........

 

[Saph]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... .

I'd also like to know where exactly you could find a shark in anyplace other than the beach. The bathtub?

 

[ben_thuggin]

...you must have small hands.

 

[ben_thuggin]

I'd also like to know where exactly you could find a shark in anyplace other than the beach. The bathtub?

obviously you have never seen the SNL skit "Land Shark"

 

[pyras]

Once at Bethany Beach I think a saw a shark near me, but it could've been a dolphin...

 

[DOG LIPS]

One time a shark punched me in the face.

 

[pyras]

ouch...

 

[Doggett]

Maybe the shark got close because it wanted to cuddle with ya & gets punched in the face for its trouble (poor shark).

 

[Shark]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

Oh,that's such seahorse crap! See,Here's the true story...

He begged for his life, then I turned around and he punched me in the back of the head, then he got out of the water and ran off. The coward

 

[TIGER SHARK]

You ****ing with my boy, punk?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

christ have mercy..

 

[Mako Shark]

Next time you come in the water I want you to try that crap on me, boy.