I punched a hammerhead shark in the face today!!!!

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  1. psychocheeseman

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    Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
    needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

    would make a reallly nice jacket....

    So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?
     
    #1 psychocheeseman, Feb 6, 2006
  2. Clecks

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    had a fight with a squirrel once, and lost
     
    #2 Clecks, Feb 6, 2006
  3. November Rain

    November Rain Single Mother

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    i choked a chicken
     
    #3 November Rain, Feb 6, 2006
  4. Mentok

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    Chuck Norris does that in his sleep :o
     
    #4 Mentok, Feb 6, 2006
  5. The Hurricane

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    Which Sydney beach? Hope it wasnt at the one I was at?
     
    #5 The Hurricane, Feb 6, 2006
  6. sithgoblin

    sithgoblin King of the Castle

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    He speaks the truth. I know it to be true.
     
    #6 sithgoblin, Feb 6, 2006
  7. Colossal Spoons

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    This thread makes Dane Cook happy.
     
    #7 Colossal Spoons, Feb 6, 2006
  8. Laa Dee Dah

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    10/10
     
    #8 Laa Dee Dah, Feb 6, 2006
  9. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    It was a dolphin, tough guy. :mad:
     
    #9 DOG LIPS, Feb 6, 2006
  10. Venom Drool

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    penis monkey?
     
    #10 Venom Drool, Feb 6, 2006
  11. Babs Gordon

    Babs Gordon lives

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    that's awesome cheeseman. i hope it's true cause you'll be able to tell that story for decades.
     
    #11 Babs Gordon, Feb 6, 2006
  12. Luigi

    Luigi Guest

    Big-a deal. I punched-a five goombas in-a the face yesterday, and I didn't get a medal. Plumbers don't get-a no respect...
     
    #12 Luigi, Feb 6, 2006
  13. demento

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    I hugged a cuddlefish today.
     
    #13 demento, Feb 6, 2006
  14. psychocheeseman

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    what...i never said it was at a beach........
     
    #14 psychocheeseman, Feb 6, 2006
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    :confused:

    I'd also like to know where exactly you could find a shark in anyplace other than the beach. The bathtub?
     
    #15 Saph, Feb 6, 2006
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    ...you must have small hands.
     
    #16 ben_thuggin, Feb 6, 2006
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    obviously you have never seen the SNL skit "Land Shark"
     
    #17 ben_thuggin, Feb 6, 2006
  18. pyras

    pyras Dr. Phil, you know it!

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    Once at Bethany Beach I think a saw a shark near me, but it could've been a dolphin...
     
    #18 pyras, Feb 6, 2006
  19. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    One time a shark punched me in the face. :(
     
    #19 DOG LIPS, Feb 6, 2006
  20. pyras

    pyras Dr. Phil, you know it!

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    ouch...
     
    #20 pyras, Feb 6, 2006
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    Maybe the shark got close because it wanted to cuddle with ya & gets punched in the face for its trouble (poor shark).

    :(
     
    #21 Doggett, Feb 6, 2006
  22. Shark

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    Oh,that's such seahorse crap! See,Here's the true story...

    He begged for his life, then I turned around and he punched me in the back of the head, then he got out of the water and ran off. The coward :mad:
     
    #22 Shark, Feb 6, 2006
  23. TIGER SHARK

    TIGER SHARK TERROR OF THE SEAS

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    You ****ing with my boy, punk? :mad:
     
    #23 TIGER SHARK, Feb 6, 2006
  24. Holly Goodhead

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    christ have mercy..
     
    #24 Holly Goodhead, Feb 6, 2006
  25. Mako Shark

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    Next time you come in the water I want you to try that crap on me, boy. :mad:
     
    #25 Mako Shark, Feb 6, 2006
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