I punched a hammerhead shark in the face today!!!!

[jaguarr]

You are totally screwed, man. You fight ONE hammerhead shark, you fight his WHOLE FREAKIN' FAMILY!!! Better watch your back!

jag

 

[sithgoblin]

im hungry

 

[Cyclops]

I got you all beat. I decapitated an angry kodiak today. Yeah, it was mussin' around in my beeznass, so I whipped out my katana and BAM! took his head clean off. Damn killer bears.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I punched a chinchilla.

 

[sithgoblin]

Spoiler ahead. I'm surpised none of you got this.

Spoiler

psychocheeseman works at a fish shop.

 

[psychocheeseman]

Thanks alot man...way to go ruin the magic for everyone!

still doesn't make me any less of a man though....does it? does it?


P.s I'm a Fishmonger...not just some kid working in shop...i cut stuff up with a big knife all day and throw fish guts at ppl like any self respecting REAL man would!

 

[The Joker™]

The shark was probably like dude wtf.

 

[The Joker™]

Thanks alot man...way to go ruin the magic for everyone!

still doesn't make me any less of a man though....does it? does it?

No, but only if you use it as a ploy to get girls.

Otherwise yes.

 

[Truthteller]

Maybe the shark got close because it wanted to cuddle with ya & gets punched in the face for its trouble (poor shark).

Doggett!!??

Where the hell have you been?!

 

[FunBobPants]

i yelled at a guy once

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That was one hell of a bump...

 

[Hades]

Thanks alot man...way to go ruin the magic for everyone!

still doesn't make me any less of a man though....does it? does it?


P.s I'm a Fishmonger...not just some kid working in shop...i cut stuff up with a big knife all day and throw fish guts at ppl like any self respecting REAL man would!

I bet you smell like roses.

 

[The Riddler]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

i strangled a great white shark and ate it.

then i raped its wife.

 

[Flash-er]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

And what did that shark ever do to you? Really now. Grow up.

 

[dmcnx]

A kitten peed on me when I was 5, then my parents laughed at me

I don't know if its a vivid imagination or the fact that its almost 4 in the morning, but that is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read.

 

[Captain_Death]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

I got my hair cut. Outside.

 

[Abaddon]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

Nice going,jerk.

 

[CBGB]

i got beaten up by 3 5 year olds today at the park. 1 kids punched me in the u know whats! and chased me aroud the park 6 times!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

 

[Exploding Boy]

I'm calling PETA on you!

 

[FunBobPants]

lmao!


on a related note: DOWN WITH DEW!

 

[Boom]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark - and that it was about 2m long- So I PUNCHED IT IN THE FACE!!! Just across from its left eye....
needless to say, it didn't bother me any more....but i gotta say, they feel sooo cool, kinda like a soft sandpaper/swade...

would make a reallly nice jacket....

So has anyone else done anything as manly as beating up a shark today?

That depends, before or after waking up?

 

[enterthemadness]

This thread reminds me of a Dane Cook joke.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

This thread reminds me of a Dane Cook joke.

Are you waiting for someone to ask you to tell the joke?

No one do it. Make him BEG to tell us the joke.

 

[Boom]

Are you waiting for someone to ask you to tell the joke?

No one do it. Make him BEG to tell us the joke.

You'll never get away with this!