I punched a hammerhead shark in the face today!!!!

[BATFREDDIE]

lol @ whoever is creating accounts just to post in this thread...that sounds like something i would do, lol.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

lol @ whoever is creating accounts just to post in this thread...that sounds like something i would do, lol.

nobody gives a ****, ****.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

nobody gives a ****, ****.

hey hey now, too much penis makes a man ******ed. Thats what uncle bob always said, and look where he is? Still in 8th grade at 32.

 

[Arsh]

Once, a pair of rottweilers attacked me when I was 7, and I punched one in the face. To this day, I have had a crippling fear of dogs.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Once, a pair of rottweilers attacked me when I was 7, and I punched one in the face. To this day, I have had a crippling fear of dogs.

You better.

 

[psychocheeseman]

It was a dolphin, tough guy.

dude... i think i know the difference between a hammerhead and a dolphine...

I'd also like to know where exactly you could find a shark in anyplace other than the beach. The bathtub?

plenty of places...but no it was not my bathtub....thats just for me....
...
.....
........think about it!

 

[sithgoblin]

I'd also like to know where exactly you could find a shark in anyplace other than the beach. The bathtub?

think.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

this reminds me of that Dane Cook stand up skit

 

[Hades]

I...kicked a kitten once..right out of my yard. My fence is pretty high too.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

A kitten peed on me when I was 5, then my parents laughed at me




that day, the young boy was killed, and The Last Meatbag was created

 

[Hades]

A kitten peed on me when I was 5, then my parents laughed at me




that day, the young boy was killed, and The Last Meatbag was created

Where would "the last meatbag" come out of that situation?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

A person that everyone pisses on........













shut the **** up

 

[psychocheeseman]

I...kicked a kitten once..right out of my yard. My fence is pretty high too.

ddue...your messed up! how could u injure a poor innocent animal?

 

[Corinthian™]

obviously you have never seen the SNL skit "Land Shark"

OR the Salsa Shark from Clerks

 

[Cyclops]

This rapidly became the most ******ed thread in weeks. And not a bit funny, either. Luigi? Mako Shark? Come on. This is lameness to the nth degree here.

 

[psychocheeseman]

This rapidly became the most ******ed thread in weeks. And not a bit funny, either. Luigi? Mako Shark? Come on. This is lameness to the nth degree here.

Damn straight!
this thread is meant to be about how much of a real man i am!

 

[Majmun]

Was about 1 o'clock this afternoon, beautiful, hot, sunny Sydney weather. Perfect for the beach... . I noticed this long browny grey thing about 4 meters away from me, got closer, Realised it was a hammerhead shark -

Lemme guess, you weren't at the beach, so you must've been in a pool. That wasn't a shark you punched, that was a turd that came from some kid who didn't wear his swimming diaper. Or maybe it was your turd.

Omg, I'm awesome.

 

[sithgoblin]

nope.

 

[Majmun]

nope.

2 out 10 say yes, so it must be true.

 

[Roughneck]

obviously you have never seen the SNL skit "Land Shark"

Or the Kids in the Hall Sketch which likely came first "Scoura the gently shark"


I wonder though, Are Hammer Heads even dangerous?

 

[Majmun]

Or the Kids in the Hall Sketch which likely came first "Scoura the gently shark"


I wonder though, Are Hammer Heads even dangerous?

The "Kids in the Hall" were babies when "Land Shark" was on SNL.

 

[Roughneck]

Oh, sorry. I just figured it was something from the modern SNL Era that everone praises even though it sucks horible horrible ass.

 

[Roughneck]

Landshark: "Plumber."

Lady: I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?"

Landshark: "Flowers."

Lady: "What... for who"

Landshark: "Plumber"

Lady:"... you're.. that crazy shark aren't you?''

Landshark: " No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?"

Lady: "A dolphin! Ok!"

 

[Majmun]

Yeah, that's it, lol!

 

[psychocheeseman]

HOW IRONIC....Today I'm Eating a small piece of the very same shark that i punched in the face....Could i be any more manly?
i don't think so! well...
...maybe if it was my punch that killed it i would be....but for all we know...it could have been! (although highly unlikely...)

mmmm....hammerhead.....hopefully it'll be as tasty as Mako shark but i doubt it,
mako shark is The Best fish ever.....i gotta punch me one of them!