I think we need to create the newest scary monster.

Assnts. You go to sleep at night, wake up the next morning and BOOM! No, not Bret Favre, a colony of ants had taken up residence in your colon and are quickly eating you from the inside. "It happened to this kid I know. "

Incredible. This goes with the story about a worm growing in your stomach from eating boogers.
 
What about some guy named Anally Rape Man? He could just be some guy who broke out of prison that terrorizes idiots who sag their pants.
 
I tried to make a quick video of Zombie Ed McMahon consisting of paint edited pictures.

It was terrible and it made me feel bad :(
 
What the Cloverfield monster wasn't good enough...........
 
My name is Michael Dorn, Worf was a charactor I played.
You my remember from such roles as............. Worf.

Worf could scare small children AND parents. I mean who wants their kid to grow up to be such as asshat.
 
The Liefeild Monster.
A guy with guns and pockets and pouches and a giant .vest who looks like a Liefeild illustration
Who hunts kids.
 
Also, Zombie Michael Jackson is not allowed. Too soon.

Well that's duller than FDR's legs.

Oh and Clover (the monster) wasn't lame at all, it's my favorite giant monster out there other than Godzilla!

I actually honestly wish "Cloverfield" could happen. Minus the FPS. Just the attack and news reports. :D
 
From what Ive heard in eastern KY (so glad Im in western KY) that there is an Appalachian half man half ardvark. Now that is some scary ****
 
I would love to see that in real life.

From my review mirror as I'm speeding away from it! :D
 

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