If a Genie granted you 3 wishes...

[JLBats]

God said to Abraham "Kill me a son!"
Abe said "God, you must be putting me on!"

 

[Mee]

I looked it up it was, "bread and pottage of lentiles" that Jacob gave Esau.

 

[Captain_Death]

1. That Pokemon were real (I want a Poochyena.)
2. Superpowers
3. Lifetime supply of gorditas

 

[War Lord]

Dead or alive?

If she got away, than she's alive.

If she's dead, than Reptile got away.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

What kind of Genies are we talking about?

 

[War Lord]

What kind of Genies are we talking about?

The worst kind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_Award

 

[Mee]

What kind of Genies are we talking about?

The kind that give you wishes.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

1. Immortality
2. Flight
3. Two more wishes

4. Invincibility
5. Two more wishes

6. Super-Human strength
7. Two more wishes

8. World Peace - this would mean eliminating a lot of people. A lot.
9. Two more wishes

10. No more Will Ferell comedies
11. Two more wishes

12. Full Global Dictatorship for the first homeless bum I spotted: Preferably one who didn't have many teeth.
13. Unlimited Wishes for everyone else under the stipulations that they don't interfere or work against my own previous ones.

I would've just said unlimited wishes on my 3rd one, but I didn't want to seem greedy.

 

[Mee]

Will Ferrell comedies? You couldn't go for Uwe Boll movies?

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Will Ferrell comedies? You couldn't go for Uwe Boll movies?

Uwe Boll clearly conflicts with world peace.

Refer back to No. 8.

 

[Mee]

Uwe Boll clearly conflicts with world peace.

Refer back to No. 8.

Makes sense. Carry on then.

 

[Immortalfire]

1. BCS polls to be abolished.
2. Season tix to all my teams.
3. My own wormhole.

 

[raybia]

...What would you wish for?

infinite wishes.

 

[Mee]

infinite wishes.

Cheater.

 

[raybia]

Cheater.

What?

 

[Immortalfire]

"Ixnay on wishing for more wishes." ~ Genie from Aladdin

"Get serious, that never works." Genie from DuckTales The Movie, when the kids says he's going to wish for a million wishes.



You guys with "infinite wishes" talk are out.

 

[raybia]

"Ixnay on wishing for more wishes." ~ Genie from Aladdin

"Get serious, that never works." Genie from DuckTales The Movie, when the kids says he's going to wish for a million wishes.



You guys with "infinite wishes" talk are out.

Damn. Ok

1. Juice - O. J.

2. A live action big budget trilogy of the Dark Knight Returns

3. The immediate cancellation of American Idol.

 

[XSpidercideX]

My wish still wins over all of these.

Even over infinite wishes. Cuz with that you would have to rely on the genie. With my wish I wouldnt need him.

 

[Spelunking Man]

1. Wealth
2. Time travel
3. Jedi traits

 

[Master Chief]

1) Luck and happiness for effryone I know that I don't think is a jackass. For the rest of their long lives.
2) Fast healing. Forever.
3) Never have to pay taxes. Ever.

 

[Caliber]

I would want to have immortallity. Then I would wish for 100,000 more wishes with all of them never backfiring on me. Next would be for money, alot of money. Then with the rest of the wishes I would give myself super powers and take over the world.

 

[IAmHe9]

1) The perfect genetic make-up for fitness (don't just give me a nice body though)
2) Extensive fighting ability
3) High IQ and expertise in virtually all fields

So basically, you want to be Batman.

 

[IAmHe9]

For the record, I would do what Jafar did in Alladin and just wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world, so I could get whatever my heart desired with my own powers. Then I'd wish for world peace or something like that for the second one, and free the genie with the third.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

So basically, you want to be Batman.

I want to have the ability to become a Batman like person.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

1. Monica Belluci.

2. A big tube of KY Jelly.

3. A webcam.

Monica Belluci would appear out of nowhere, see you with a webcam and KY Jelly...then run screaming away.