If Microsoft made cars

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  1. Master Chief ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

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    Haha, I ripped this from another forum, thought it was pretty kickass.

     
  2. Noon cephalopoda

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    OH! OH! I want a Macintosh car! go sunlight.....but it would never work where I live :(
     
  3. _JayR_ Registered

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    5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would run on only five percent of the roads.

    Lol that is so true. I would love to have a mac, but here i am using Windows.. :confused:
     
  4. Kable24 Member of the NRA

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    That's pretty funny.
     
  5. Grimm Reaper RRTS Marine

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    Hahahah, MC, I am such a genius.
     
  6. Super Flight Registered

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    there would be more accidents because drivers will be stearing and playing halo 3 at the same time
     
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  8. Uncanny Orb That Guy With One Eye.

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    8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
    Heh.
     
  9. redmarvel Red, White and Buxom

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    I found some more that are slightly different:

     
  10. Colossal Spoons Paper boi

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    6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

    Goodness, I HATE that.
     

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