If The Hype Forums Were Like Game Of Thrones...

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Vendettas, politics, unseen forces, the stirring heart of violence, sex, magic, dragons... Except for the Vendetta part SHHype is NOTHING like GAME OF THRONES.... But if it were, how do you think it would play out? Who would be who? What events would be analogous to the Red Wedding or the Battle Of The Bastards? What would be the words and sigils of the various threads and forums? You don't have to be a Greenseer or a Moonsinger to come up with your own (hopefully funny) answers.


CALL THE BANNERS!!!

 

[dude stannis]

Victarion voting for Jokes was already the hype's red wedding.

 

[Reek]

Victarion is JoffsOnm3's fool, Ser Dontos.

 

[Victarion]

I've certainly emulated certain aspects of a certain character.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Victarion Turncloak

 

[Reek]

Victarion Turncloak

Don't you ****ing dare...

and dammit the first posts in here are GoT usernames... curse you all for taking my style. I wash my hands of this.

 

[Victarion]

I win I win

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Don't you ****ing dare...

and dammit the first posts in here are GoT usernames... curse you all for taking my style. I wash my hands of this.

Hmm...

The Politics Section would have a sigil with a Donkey and an Elephant cracking each others' skulls with keyboards. Their words? "Triggered At Birth".

 

[Great Cthulhu]

 

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Piper Maru would be... The Hound? That which is dead may never die, eh?

 

[KevanG]

I guess I'd be Kevan Lannister. The sensible, not crazy Lannister.

 

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I guess I'd be Kevan Lannister. The sensible, not crazy Lannister.

Of course the Canadian would choose being sensible and not crazy.

 

[Great Cthulhu]

Piper Maru would be... The Hound? That which is dead may never die, eh?

I'm going to have to eat every chicken in this thread.

 

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I'm going to have to eat every chicken in this thread.

 

[KevanG]

Of course the Canadian would choose being sensible and not crazy.

Well someone has to be. It's not like anyone listens to either of us anyway.

 

[Victarion]

The Old Gods aren't done with me.

 

[Fallen Angel]

I've only ever seen one episode of this. Not my thing.

 

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Would Shadowboxer be considered a Faceless Man?

 

[Great Cthulhu]

Would Shadowboxer be considered a Faceless Man?

Which one is Shadowboxer again?

 

[Immortalfire]

You'd all be dead by now.

 

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You'd all be dead by now.

Well except those that come back to life.

 

[Guts]

Victarion is JoffsOnm3's fool, Ser Dontos.

Captain America it is then.

 

[KevanG]

Shadowboxer would be one of the Wights. Unless you burn them, they keep coming back.

All the banhammer does is knock him down. He'll get up again. You ain't never gonna keep him down.

 

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