If you can live in any advertisement, what would it be?

[Guts]

I would live in the State Farm ads. The first thing I am going to do is find out what device do those State Farm agents use to teleport to their clients. Imagine all of the things you could do with an insurance agency sponsored teleportation device.

 

[Pink Ranger]

The fake Schmitts Gay ad from SNL in the 1990s. t:

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

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She has such a soothing voice…

 

[Guts]

Living in a "as seen on tv ad" would be awesome.

 

[LEOZZTT]

Dibs on Carl's Jr.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Are there any ads where some guy drinks a lot, has sex with a beautiful woman, and shoots bad guys, all with a backdrop reminiscent of a 1970's police show? That's the kind of commercial I'd love to be in, so let me know.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Dibs on the Wendy's commercials with the cute redhead.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Dibs on the Wendy's commercials with the cute redhead.

Right. That's why you want the Wendy's commercial….. we know it's really to eat burgers all day and seduce Dave Thomas.

 

[Guts]

Dibs on the Wendy's commercials with the cute redhead.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

What a fox!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Why do I suspect that you suspect that I'm a suspected necrophile?

Maybe I have a thing for Wendy Thomas, you don't know my life!!!

 

[Fallen Angel]

It's a sad life as it is. A hobo wouldn't even want to know.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Why do I suspect that you suspect that I'm a suspected necrophile?

Gee, why would I possibly think that

Maybe I have a thing for Wendy Thomas, you don't know my life!!!

Dude, in the real world, she probably looks like tacit-ronin's picture, not the idealized, frozen in time 12 year old kid she is on the Wendy's banner.

……


Which actually brings up another question…….

 

[DarkSentinel]

Now you go too far, sir.

 

[Guts]

This is totally DarkSentinel.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Not the hair not the hair NOT THE ****ING HAIR!!!!

 

[Kane52630]

I know where E-Man would stay....

 

[DarkSentinel]

That's racist.

Yet somehow appropriate.

 

[Guts]

Dude, in the real world, she probably looks like tacit-ronin's picture, not the idealized, frozen in time 12 year old kid she is on the Wendy's banner.

……


Which actually brings up another question…….

Remember parents, if you have a kid that looks anything like this.

Keep DarkSentinel away from them.

 

[DarkSentinel]

You people are horrible.

 

[Tanin]

The burger king kid's club commercials of course.

 

[Immortalfire]

AT&T ads, so that Lily would be my wife.

 

[Sawyer]

That one ad from the 1960s where the wife overcooks her husband's steak and he beats her to death with his belt.


I mean... this was a beautiful belt!

 

[Ms. Marvel]

Every perfume advert ever. Anything can happen.