what should your taxes pay for?

[Leto Atrides]

-Marketing campaigns/recruiters for the armed services (Pay soldiers/Marines worth a damn, get involved when and where it counts and they'll recruit themselves)

They could probably have the money to pay them more if they didn't do things like have the same Marine recruiter call me every 2 or 3 months for a years now. The man knows I'm in college, he knows what my major is for god's sake because he asks me about it every time he calls.

"Hey there Leto, it's Sgt. ____ at the recruitment office. How's [checks his notes] Archaeology going at [checks again] Dickinson?"
"Fine"
"Interested in the Marines yet?"
"Nope"
"All right, see you later"


The guy from the Army only called once, but he tried to convince me his service was a good segue into archaeology because I'd get to go to the Middle East.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Are you saying that in Europe you don't have to pay taxes to fund schools and build roads?

Mr. Credible isn't seeing the truth. He's just being lazy and only thinking of himself instead of what is good for society as a whole.

No,we do..it's just that we do it differently.A sort of..generious view toward everyone.

It's just Jourmugand's regular anti-America spew.

No..the whole world says this.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

They could probably have the money to pay them more if they didn't do things like have the same Marine recruiter call me every 2 or 3 months for a years now. The man knows I'm in college, he knows what my major is for god's sake because he asks me about it every time he calls.

"Hey there Leto, it's Sgt. ____ at the recruitment office. How's [checks his notes] Archaeology going at [checks again] Dickinson?"
"Fine"
"Interested in the Marines yet?"
"Nope"
"All right, see you later"


The guy from the Army only called once, but he tried to convince me his service was a good segue into archaeology because I'd get to go to the Middle East.

i stopped that a while ago... i flat out told them stop calling me, its not my thing. If you be nice to them, they will just keep calling

 

[Kritish]

• Universal Healthcare
• Government funded electricity
• Military
• Education

 

[Noir]

Seriously though:

Taxes should go to Alien Defense programs, Zombie Combat groups, Terminator Style Militias, and Superpower research and deployment.

Also, we need taxes to go to space travel, Inter-dimensional travel, Mutliversal research, and the destruction of the jewish people.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Healthcare.

lol, still confuses me that so many Americans are so passionately against free healthcare.

Its like, how would you feel about actually having to pay the police yourself so they actually get off their asses to help you?

"Guy burgled your house, and you want us to do something about it? That will be $400, please!".

Trust me on this. I get government health care thanks to being in a military family. And it really, really, really, blows. Great that you don't we don't have to pay very much at all, but the quality really sucks hardcore.

And trust me, that's how it's going to be if it gets extended to EVERYONE.

 

[hippie_hunter]

No,we do..it's just that we do it differently.A sort of..generious view toward everyone.

And how do you do it differently I might ask.

No..the whole world says this.

There's a difference between complaining about America's absurdly aggressive foreign policy and b***hing about America for the sake of b***hing about America.

You're complaint fell under the b***hing for the sake of b***hing category.

 

[Kritish]

Seriously though:

Taxes should go to Alien Defense programs, Zombie Combat groups, Terminator Style Militias, and Superpower research and deployment.

Also, we need taxes to go to space travel, Inter-dimensional travel, Mutliversal research, and the destruction of the jewish people.

You've got my vote.

 

[Noir]

You've got my vote.

Sweet.

Now all I need is a bumper Sticker

"N0IR '08 - Because Zombies, Aliens, Robots, and Jews need military action too."

 

[Jack Rabbit]

They could probably have the money to pay them more if they didn't do things like have the same Marine recruiter call me every 2 or 3 months for a years now. The man knows I'm in college, he knows what my major is for god's sake because he asks me about it every time he calls.

"Hey there Leto, it's Sgt. ____ at the recruitment office. How's [checks his notes] Archaeology going at [checks again] Dickinson?"
"Fine"
"Interested in the Marines yet?"
"Nope"
"All right, see you later"


The guy from the Army only called once, but he tried to convince me his service was a good segue into archaeology because I'd get to go to the Middle East.

Dude, in their defense they're put under an incredible amount of strain to get their quota every month. He's doing his job. They need numbers pretty bad right now.

Seriously though:

Taxes should go to Alien Defense programs, Zombie Combat groups, Terminator Style Militias, and Superpower research and deployment.

Also, we need taxes to go to space travel, Inter-dimensional travel, Mutliversal research, and the destruction of the jewish people.

Aside from that last one, you've go me.

Can I be involved in the Zombie Combat groups?

 

[Kritish]

Dude, in their defense they're put under an incredible amount of strain to get their quota every month. He's doing his job. They need numbers pretty bad right now.

Aside from that last one, you've go me.

Can I be involved in the Zombie Combat groups?

Memorize these to heart and you're ready!

 

[Noir]

Dude, in their defense they're put under an incredible amount of strain to get their quota every month. He's doing his job. They need numbers pretty bad right now.




Aside from that last one, you've go me.

Can I be involved in the Zombie Combat groups?

Yes, you can be the High Commander of Quisling Extermination.

 

[Kritish]

Yes, you can be the High Commander of Quisling Extermination.

World War Z

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Yes, you can be the High Commander of Quisling Extermination.

I need to buy that.

:gets on amazon:

 

[Noir]

World War Z owns all books, its better than the Bible.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

A lot of things are better than the bible.

 

[Kritish]

I need to buy that.

:gets on amazon:

Buy both of them.

 

[Noir]

Yes, well then its better than the Kuma Sutra.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I already have the Survival Guide, I've had that for ages...

 

[Kritish]

A lot of things are better than the bible.

True

I already have the Survival Guide, I've had that for ages...

If you love the Survival Guide you'll love WWZ.

 

[Noir]

I really can't wait for the WWZ movie to come out!

 

[Kritish]

I really can't wait for the WWZ movie to come out!

I wonder if it's going to be true to the book and done in an interview format or they're just going to show them in real time.

 

[Noir]

I hope its the interview format.

Also, Taxes should pay for the government to kill people who ask for relationship advice on Message Boards.

 

[Kritish]

I hope its the interview format.

Also, Taxes should pay for the government to kill people who ask for relationship advice on Message Boards.

I approve this message.

 

[Kritish]

I wouldn't mind a format where you see Max Brooks go to the house, base or what the hell ever and it switches to live action as the person starts talking.