If you could buy any Hypester a Christmas gift, what would it be?

[BRUTAL]

Sorry, not you. You're getting a special present.

Deliver it in person and I'll give you one too, I hid it in my shotgun. :heart:

 

[Fran]

*Locks doors, grabs Buck knife*

 

[Halcohol]

Deliver it in person and I'll give you one too, I hid it in my shotgun. :heart:

It's not joy bullets again, is it?

 

[jaguarr]

I would buy every Hypester love. :heart: From me, to you.

I'm so putting it in the back of a closet and forgetting about it for a couple of years until I find it one day while doing Spring Cleaning and try to use it but it immediately crumbles from neglect and decay and being kept in a non-humidity controlled environment. :heart:

jag

 

[Fran]

Whoever finds the real Satan Cat or Mee's cat for me, I will love you forever.

I'll sign a napkin saying that.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'm so putting it in the back of a closet and forgetting about it for a couple of years until I find it one day while doing Spring Cleaning and try to use it but it immediately crumbles from neglect and decay and being kept in a non-humidity controlled environment. :heart:

jag

You better vacuum seal it!

 

[jaguarr]

You better vacuum seal it!

You know, if you'd gotten me the damn Seal-A-Meal system I have asked for for the last seven years straight, maybe I could! :cheapskate:

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

Also you never take him out anywhere nice anymore!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You know, if you'd gotten me the damn Seal-A-Meal system I have asked for for the last seven years straight, maybe I could! :cheapskate:

jag

This sounds like a pre-divorce conversation

Also you never take him out anywhere nice anymore!

Every divorce needs an instigating friend to support the woman and blow her head up

 

[Halcohol]

Maybe if he'd clean himself up every once in awhile...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Maybe if he'd clean himself up every once in awhile...

....and the fat nosy friend

 

[jaguarr]

This sounds like a pre-divorce conversation

Oh, don't overreact so much. At any rate, I'm gonna need you to sign these papers.

jag

 

[BRUTAL]

Every divorce needs an instigating friend to support the woman and blow her head up

Rebounder FTW

 

[NewYorkSpider]

I'll have to get Spoons a Y2J shirt.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'll have to get Spoons a Y2J shirt.

Totally! t:

 

[BRUTAL]

More like Y2Gay! [/JName]

 

[Assassin]

Whoever finds the real Satan Cat or Mee's cat for me, I will love you forever.

I'll sign a napkin saying that.

when did Fran get so lame?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Forgiven

 

[Fran]

when did Fran get so lame?

Pot, meet the kettle.

 

[BRUTAL]

Hi Kettle!!

 

[Assassin]

Like I said, Lame

 

[Fran]

Likewise

 

[BRUTAL]

They're totally gonna kiss...

 

[Fran]

A bullet right through the tiger's head.

 

[BRUTAL]

Such anger... did you steal my medicine?