If you lived in Smallville,what would you most want to do,or get up to ?

[GBaxter]

If you lived in Smallville, what are all the seriously and humorously witty
(G rated and/or R rated) things that you'd most want to do and/or get up
to ?

 

[SrsBsns]

lolwut

 

[SuperFerret]

Activities for people to do in rural Kansas: Cow-tipping, staring at the sky, moving someplace else, making fake crop circles and *********ion.

 

[Webhead2006]

hmmm i dont really know myself lol

 

[SpideyVille]

If I lived in Smallville, I would move to Metropolis

 

[DarKJediKnight]

Bang Season 1 Lana Lang.

or Desiree Atkins.

 

[Superfreak]

lightening + kryptonite

 

[Prison Mike]

Bang Season 1 Lana Lang.

or Desiree Atkins.

add Lois Lane in the mix and I would probably do this (or at least try. God, would I try...)

 

[ironman29758]

add Lois Lane in the mix and I would probably do this (or at least try. God, would I try...)

Lois, Lana and Tess. Woah

But seriously I would hang with Smallville JLA(Clark, Green Arrow, Chloe, Impulse/The Flash, Cyborg, Aquaman, Black Canary and Martian Manhunter) and the JSA members

 

[Asteroid-Man]

And that native girl. Hottest girl to ever be on smallville... holy ****!

Seriously though, I'd go to the Talon all the time.

 

[DarKJediKnight]

Native girl?

I'd like to add Maxima to my list.

 

[Superfreak]

Native girl?

I'd like to add Maxima to my list.

Kyla

I don't think Maxima counts, she was never actually 'in' Smallville

 

[AnorexicBatman]

SEASON 1: Declare myself Clark's arch nemesis and perform acts of cartoon villainy which illicit's boughs of laughter from Clark and a friendship develops

SEASON 2: An unfortunate accident causes me to become an electric variation of the Human Torch. I suddenly feel the weight of responsibilities on my shoulders and Clark tries to help out

SEASON 3: I make a girlfriend but she is killed under mysterious circumstances. I begin to blame Clark's villains and try to find out the truth, Clark himself is having trouble with Jor-El and being forced into doing what Jor-El desires. Season finale, we come to blows with each other and there is an epic fight

SEASON 4: Mister Mxyzptlk turns me into a woman and lark gets the hots for me now that Chole's dead

SEASON 5: I get a job in Metropolis but Clark is sad that me and and the "girls" will be leaving him soon

SEASON 6: I triumphantly return to smallville as... man again...

SEASON 7: Jor-El indoctrinates me and tries to turn me aga,....



.......................ARRGHHH! Writer's Block

 

[Dizagaox]

Bang Season 1 Lana Lang.

And go to jail. She was only 14 years old, silly.

 

[Mr. Majestic]

If i was in Smallville I'd fly since everyone and their mother is doing it but Clark.

 

[smallville fan]

Bang Season 1 Lana Lang.

or Desiree Atkins.

AGREED! Don't forget Kara! or Zatanna!

lightening + kryptonite

lol yes!

SEASON 1: Declare myself Clark's arch nemesis and perform acts of cartoon villainy which illicit's boughs of laughter from Clark and a friendship develops

SEASON 2: An unfortunate accident causes me to become an electric variation of the Human Torch. I suddenly feel the weight of responsibilities on my shoulders and Clark tries to help out

SEASON 3: I make a girlfriend but she is killed under mysterious circumstances. I begin to blame Clark's villains and try to find out the truth, Clark himself is having trouble with Jor-El and being forced into doing what Jor-El desires. Season finale, we come to blows with each other and there is an epic fight

SEASON 4: Mister Mxyzptlk turns me into a woman and lark gets the hots for me now that Chole's dead

SEASON 5: I get a job in Metropolis but Clark is sad that me and and the "girls" will be leaving him soon

SEASON 6: I triumphantly return to smallville as... man again...

SEASON 7: Jor-El indoctrinates me and tries to turn me aga,....



.......................ARRGHHH! Writer's Block

hahahahahahahahaha! maybe you can reference how Jimmy's not Jimmy or something like that lol


As for me:

• I would go to Gotham city and find a certain Billionaire Detective, and find a way to make him meet Clark
• find & convince Hal Jordan aliens exist
• basically make myself into the equivalence of Deadpool in the DC-verse and definately use a lot of breaking the 4th wall
• convince someone to build a robot suit for me and declare myself Iron Man
• tell Clark to go to Greece
• hang with the JSA
• find a kid named Billy Batson
• tell a certain Billionaire to invest in a space station
• bang Zatanna(come on who wouldn't? :P)
• bang Kara(come on who wouldn't? :P)
• occasionally put Clark on a Red Krypotnite trip :P
• go to the JSA hq and use Alan Scott's ring to be the new GL
• save 'Jimmy'
• tell the JLA to get better costumes(except Olliver's)

I'll add more when I think of more