If You See a Father Holding His Child’s Hand, Call the Cops!

[Morg]

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At first I thought it was some sort of a joke

Anyone call the cops on me for holding my kid hand better start running, I'll bloody give them holy hell. Bloody idjits

 

[Keymaker]

That's pretty ******ed.

 

[JP]

Fathers are evil.

 

[terry78]

This is the same thing about people being weirded out about fathers chilling with their daughters. "Is he going to sexually molest her later?" WTF?

 

[Dope Nose]

I guess if your kids need to cross the street they're on their own.

 

[Addendum]

I guess if your kids need to cross the street they're on their own.

Better yet, throw them across the street

 

[Kelly]

This is a sad snapshot of our society.....

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

thats just stupid, i swear if anyone phoned the police from me holding my daughters or sons hand least the police would have a use after i went after the caller.

 

[CyberFaust]

This is a sad snapshot of our society.....

at best

 

[Orko Is King]

Daddy touched my peepee.

 

[Morg]

Daddy touched my peepee.

mother too I imagine

 

[CyberFaust]

mother too I imagine

t jail with you filthy people!
do you not realise you must unse GLOVES!!!!!
these are your children damnit, not some...uhm....furniture!!!!




this really is insanity and paranoia to a new limit

 

[jaguarr]

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At first I thought it was some sort of a joke

Anyone call the cops on me for holding my kid hand better start running, I'll bloody give them holy hell. Bloody idjits

Waaaaaaaaaait a minute. Morg, you don't have kids. Who are you trying to fool?

jag

 

[Morg]

Waaaaaaaaaait a minute. Morg, you don't have kids. Who are you trying to fool?

jag

and how would you know Jag? I do like to keep some personal stuff private

 

[raziel1919]

Thats Stupid!!

 

[Sensi]

This is a sad snapshot of our society.....

I agree. I feel sorry for parents these days with one more worry like this.

 

[JStorm]

In my day, it was "call the cops if said parent reprimanded said child in public."


I don't mean beat the living crap out of them. I mean, "son, please mind your manners, and come with me," with a forcful voice and tug.


What's next, calll the cops if dad says, "I love you?"

This world needs an enema!

 

[Duende Verde]

and how would you know Jag? I do like to keep some personal stuff private

What's all this talk about Morg personally stuffing his privates?

 

[jaguarr]

and how would you know Jag? I do like to keep some personal stuff private

The people I have watching you inform me of these things.

(It was just a joke. Relax.)

jag

 

[Logan's Runt]

When I was really little, my mom left me outide a store with my dad. He tried to get me to blow my nose, which I refused to do and started screaming and trying to get away from him. My mom came out of the store to find my dad trying to explain to a police officer what was going on. I ran up to my mom and cried 'mommy don't make me blow my nose!' Then they all laughed. I was traumatized.

 

[jaguarr]

When I was really little, my mom left me outide a store with my dad. He tried to get me to blow my nose, which I refused to do and started screaming and trying to get away from him. My mom came out of the store to find my dad trying to explain to a police officer what was going on. I ran up to my mom and cried 'mommy don't make me blow my nose!' Then they all laughed. I was traumatized.

Somehow I knew you were a snotty little kid.

jag

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

That's effing ******ed and whoever made that up probably there DADA didn't love them.....

 

[Showtime]

I thought it was an ad for jeans?

 

[odiin]

Waaaaaaaaaait a minute. Morg, you don't have kids. Who are you trying to fool?

jag

He does now. Why do you think he doesn't want the cops called on him?

 

[Danger Mouse]

I hug my daughter all the time. They'd probably send me to the electric chair for that.