If you're going to burglarize a home don't leave your prison ID card.

[Kritish]

What a dumb ass.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

What a dumb ass.

You can say that again.

 

[vibeke_T]

crime doesnt pay

 

[vibeke_T]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17307671/

this is good too

 

[heypapajinx]

oh MAN!!
this is the best!!
my friend just got into a wreck a couple of weeks ago. (she was drunk and driving)
she hit a parked car, drove off, and woke up to the cops knocking on her door the next day.
they asked her if she had been in a wreck the prior evening and she said no.
they asked to see her vehicle and she asked why they thought she had anything to do with any wreck and the sheriff held up her license plate.
it fecking fell off when she hit the other car!!!
it was hilarious!!
even better because she had a wicked hangover so she was just like
"awwww MANNN!!! you've got to be KIDDING me!!!"

 

[vibeke_T]

thats not really funny

 

[heypapajinx]

thats not really funny

well she and all our friends thought it was hilarious.

 

[Assassin]

your friend is a dumbass jinxie

 

[heypapajinx]

your friend is a dumbass jinxie

oh, i won't argue with that.
but so is ANYONE who takes anything that can identify them to a crime scene.

 

[Kyalesyin]

oh, i won't argue with that.
but so is ANYONE who takes anything that can identify them to a crime scene.

Including their DNA

 

[heypapajinx]

Including their DNA

YUK!!!!
filthy bastards and that filthy appendage