Well. I mean it's fantastic from a visual perspective and the setpieces are well done. And . . . that's about it.
And anyone who says given the IP, this movie didn't need a script, you are exactly the type of guy in the boardroom that signed off on this and wanted to capitalize on a soulless cash grab. Does your average singular Mario game have a great story, no. BUT there's a TON of Mario related games to draw from that it should've made it EASY to string together a compelling story.This movie was constructed by setpieces and Easter eggs and used lazy storytelling to connect them all. And whatever, it'll gross it's money, and I'm conflicted because I'm happy Nintendo is getting the bag on this. But I'm sorry this isn't Crash Bandicoot, who's fans should be thrilled if they got something like this. But Mario? He deserved better. Where is the heart and soul? The only things that had heart were Jack Black's song and the vfx artists.
Listen my 5 year old had fun, and I'm gonna have great memories that she enjoyed it. But this could've been so much more.